"Warning,Warning",if you're so Concervitive,or UP TIGHT,you Emulate a "Knat's Ass;stretched over a rainbarrel", kindly move along.For all those who's Funny 'bone',hasn't been 'Surgically' Removed,Put on a "FRESH DEPENDS",GRAB A BOX OF TISSUE,and go directly to my "Play list".

My music will tell you more about "How" I am ; much more important than any Words can convey.And as Diversi-Fryed,and as Silly as my tunes are. [I can accutally  back up the Horse Shit Too,Ask Around] I'm sure my poor old Scotish Mom [ god rest her soul] IN HIND SIGHT; WISHES SHE'D REMAINED A 'VIRGIN'.

 DR."FRICKIN PHIL",DOESN'T LIVE HERE EITHER,[although,I'd love to "INTERVIEW HIM "]

   I Don't want anyone nodding off, so I'll be brief,(right rump.)A Master Wood Butcher- Stone,and Tile Mason by trade,[can build or remodel anything that doesn't involve ANY TYPING). I'm in the CCTV bus. now.

 Played hockey,football,raced Porsches',dirt &road bikes,took kyakes & canoes down rapids when no one else would ; BUT what hurt most; falling off a few tall buildings and cliffs.Other than a glass or two of wine,don't drink anymore .[Concider yourselves Blessed!]

I take love ,life,& the persuit of Happines 'Litterally' ,if you don't look at things in a similar fashion,READ NO FURTHER. Also ,if you're so ashamed of you own image,you've got a cat face for a profile picture, Some Avitar,or no pic. at all, ( what?,retired KGB?) Kindly just move on, and try fooling some one else.

I'm very out spoken,( Naaaah,-nonsence) opinionated,but never judgemental and bright enough to know when to be a good listener.Free spirited, Bright,unique and above all quick-witted women are my forte'.

Most men are intimidated by strong ,inteligent women,I'm,a 1%er,and thrive on such a lady.Although I have a pick-up,I have NO ROOM for any baggage,not even a carry on.

In stead of ,'lead -follow -or get out of the way' I much prefer a lady who is my equil and wants to walk thru life hand in hand at my side.

I dont' have a conservitive bone in my body ,and no,I'm not a bleeding heart liberal either,just a free thinking humanist.You get out of life or people exactly what you invest in them and I'm still amazed that most folks never seem to catch on.Daaaaaaah;Too bad for them.

If you need a big block of cheese every wk. to go with your Whine;if your kids and your family are your whole life;if you've already given your heart to some 'ficticious deity' or some other fictional group of heritics or realigous wack-jobs; I'll thank you for the warning.I may live in Florida,but I'm all stocked up with nuts and KOOKOO birds for the winter,thanks.

I've always been self-employed 45yrs ,don't much care what you do or how much you earn.I only ask 2 things,a good attitude is manditory and what ever you do for a living or in everyday life ,just do your very best and "Try".Sounds simple enough,ya'd think?

I'm new to this format of meeting folks and the computer world,(SOON TO BE  OVER IT,THE 'VIRTUAL WORLD',IS JUST THAT) not new to love and life.Getting older is enevitable;Looking or acting old is terminal.

I'm an incurable romantic,(not hopeless) dateing's not a problem,trust me; finding someone to share the next 20yrs.with? (That's how long the last 2 each lasted).Just don't make the same mistake and try and change me ;(would be a futile waste of your time anyway) What you see is what you get.

What ever attracts 2 people enough to fall in love initialy,work at it,improve it,just don't screw with MOTHER NATURE,she's a nice old broad,just leave her alone.I guess I'm only good for 20yrs. per date. I could have worse habits. TIME FOR ONE MORE,"GOOD ONE".

        In a big nut schell I do know whom I'm looking for;an openminded ,intelegent,happy,quickwitted,feminine,sensual,articulate ,Real Woman; a lady in the parler and a trolop in the boudoir;the mind really is the greatest sexual organ, SADLY,SOMETHING 'MOST' WOMEN FORGET.

And just as important,"A mind is also like a parachute;only functions when open". I won't settle for hotdogs, when there's a real nice Lobster out there.(I do enjoy a periodic hot dog too-I'm not stuck up;just Real Fussy or Pickey I guess)

An Adventurer; Not a House Frau ; [If you can clean Fish,and Paddle a canoe,would be  most helpfull ]; I'll cook . I'm in no particular hurry..I'm a 'the glass is 3/4s FULL' kind of guy I guess.

I'M NO 'KISS ASSER',BUT I DO ALWAYS LIKE TO HAVE THE LAST WORDS.........."YES DEAR" -'I'm not as Smart as I Look..'

And IF YOU'RE THE ONE ,HELL I'LL HAVE MY LIPS SURGICALLY SEWN ON TO YOUR ASS,IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY. [ Or ,elsewhere,if you'd Prefer?]

 If you'd like to laugh MORE,or are heading to Florida,kindly contact me Primary-E Mail... at...stiltskin68@gmail.com  no "Thought Police" here.