Red meat is not bad for you... Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!...Tommy Smothers

Who is the first person you would tell if you won $500?

No one - I don't want to share

Are you saving for retirement?

No, I can't

What are you buying at the farmers market?

Apple pie & cider donuts

Who in your life is going back to school?

I am/My spouse

If you were a contestant on Jeopardy what would be your dream trivia category?

Why Do Dogs Bark?

What is the most important reason for dating?

Free meals

Are you looking for a new job?

No, I'm good where I am

What is your favorite family dinner?

Doggie Kibble

What kind of trip would you love to take in Italy?

Take part in an art history tour of Florence

What is your marital status?

Single

What would you buy if money wasn't an object?

Second home

Do you think it's a good idea to pay for a child's college education?

No, college is too expensive

Who is the most interesting person you have ever met?

The Pit Bull Down The Street

What's your favorite game to play at home?

Computer/electronic games

Now that you are over 50, what are you doing that you never thought you would?

Who said I'm 50, but I'm still lovable!

How many children do you have?

None

What do you typically do on a Saturday night?

Stay at home and watch TV

What organizations do you belong to?

No one wants me!

Men look most attractive in:

Jeans & T-shirt

How is your garden doing this season?

All I've got are rocks & weeds

What is your favorite type of music?

Classical

What is your dream vacation?

Petsmart

Where were you born?

I don't know, all I know is I have a brother and his name is Freddy the Shredder. They took me away from him when I was four months old. I wonder if he is still shredding paper. My mom and dad were breed very well, so guess I'm well bread. (oh is bread something you eat)?

How much are you paying for a gallon of gas this week?

I bike, walk or use public transportation

What is your favorite picnic food?

Grilled chicken & pasta salad