SherriP's profile

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Relationship

Interested in meeting people for friendship and meeting people for networking

Hometown

Dallas Texas

Places I've been

I have roamed the earth and consider myself a 'global' citizen. I have performed covert operations for several governments. I am fluent in 18 languages, 17 of them obsolete. I have performed professionally on three continents, taught agriculture to native Inuits, and perfected the extraction of anti-toxin from venomous snakes. I can type over 200 words per minute. I once built a raft from debris I collected while fighting an off-shore oil fire, which I then used to rescue beached dolphins. In a rare breach with tradition, science has already requested that I donate my brain. I'm thinking about it.

Education

• Hard Knocks, Astrophysics with a minor in home economics - 1971 to 2007

More about me

I am an enigmatic figure, more puzzling than puzzled.  I have composed symphonies using only a comb and a kitchen grater.  I can often be found solving complex mathematical problems while simultaneously creating enormous ice sculptures of Russian revolutionaries.  I have survived floods, crossed the desert, and one time held off a band of hostile refugees using only a teabag, a toaster, and a penny. 

 

I speak eighteen languages.  I have traversed both poles, delivered speeches on three continents, and coached a Serbian basketball team.  I have solved the riddle of the sphinx.  I have invented an engine that runs off smog and extracted the cure for the common cold from an Albanian wart treatment.  I have uncovered the treasure of the Incas, located the fabled city of Atlantis, and translated the Rosetta stone into American Sign Language. 

 

I once saved an entire busload of children in Mexico using only a magnet, mirror, and a rubber band.  I have met with tribal elders in New Guinea and cured an epidemic that threatened the world’s penguin population.  I have several works of art displayed at the Louvre.  I am prized for my beauty.  An Arabian sheik once offered half his kingdom to spend one evening with me.  I have danced ballet professionally and my singing voice ranges eight octaves.  I have sailed the Adriatic solo and have gained fame as a matador in Spain.  I have worked as both a rodeo clown and trapeze artist.  I have seized control of a highjacked jet liner and successfully landed the plane in a blizzard without instruments.  I can recite the entire works of Homer in Latin.  I trained bears to polka. 

 

And still I remain humble.       

  

 

Activities

Pontificating, shameless self-promotion, and reciting dogmatic theory in iambic pentameter.

Favorite Charities

I love them all. Currently I am working with a Nigerian prince who wants to move money out of the coffers of his corrupt government. He needs my help. However did he find me? His plan involves depositing millions in my personal bank account; I need only send my account information, social security number, and other personal data. Could any sensitive soul do less?

Favorite Music

Itunes claims I like hip- hop and soft rock. One of us is confused.

Favorite Quotes

'“Beauty is truth, truth beauty, ”—that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know'. Keats

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