SherriP

SherriP has become an expert in concentric thinking without the use of circular logic.

Updated 21 days ago


Female

Located in Austin, TX

Member since May 02, 2007

Interested in meeting people for friendship and meeting people for networking

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Dallas Texas (Hometown), I have roamed the earth and consider myself a citizen of the world. I performed covert operations for several governments. I am fluent in 18 languages, 17 of them obsolete. I have performed professionally on three continents, taught agriculture to native Inuits, and perfected the extraction of anti-toxin from venomous snakes. I can type over 200 words per minute. I have built a raft from debris I collected while fighting off-shore oil fires which I then used to rescue beached dolphins.
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  • Hard Knocks

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I am an enigmatic figure, more puzzling than puzzled.  I have composed symphonies using only a comb and a kitchen grater.  I can often be found solving complex mathematical problems while simultaneously creating enormous ice sculptures of Russian revolutionaries.  I have survived floods, crossed the desert, and one time held off a band of hostile refugees using only a teabag, a toaster, and a penny. 

 

I speak eighteen languages.  I have traversed both poles, delivered speeches on three continents, and coached a Serbian basketball team.  I have solved the riddle of the sphinx.  I have invented an engine that runs off smog and extracted the cure for the common cold from an Albanian wart treatment.  I have uncovered the treasure of the Incas, located the fabled city of Atlantis, and translated the Rosetta stone into American Sign Language. 

 

I once saved an entire busload of children in Mexico using only a magnet, mirror, and a rubber band.  I have met with tribal elders in New Guinea and cured an epidemic that threatened the world’s penguin population.  I have several works of art displayed at the Louvre.  I am prized for my beauty.  An Arabian sheik once offered half his kingdom to spend one evening with me.  I have danced ballet professionally and my singing voice ranges eight octaves.  I have sailed the Adriatic solo and have gained fame as a matador in Spain.  I have worked as both a rodeo clown and trapeze artist.  I have seized control of a highjacked jet liner and successfully landed the plane in a blizzard without instruments.  I can recite the entire works of Homer in Latin.  I trained bears to polka. 

 

And still I remain humble.       

  

 

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Take that Rinda West
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Who is the most interesting person you have ever met?

Which one of my personalities should answer this question?

Now that you are over 50, what are you doing that you never thought you would?

My entire life consists of doing things I never thought that I would.

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