SherriP's profile

I am an enigmatic figure, more puzzling than puzzled.  I have composed symphonies using only a comb and a kitchen grater.  I can often be found solving complex mathematical problems while simultaneously creating enormous ice sculptures of Russian revolutionaries.  I have survived floods, crossed the desert, and one time held off a band of hostile refugees using only a teabag, a toaster, and a penny. 

I speak eighteen languages.  I have traversed both poles, delivered speeches on three continents, and coached a Serbian basketball team.  I have solved the riddle of the sphinx.  I have invented an engine that runs off smog and extracted the cure for the common cold from an Albanian wart treatment.  I have uncovered the treasure of the Incas, located the fabled city of Atlantis, and translated the Rosetta stone into American Sign Language. 

I once saved an entire busload of children in Mexico using only a magnet, mirror, and a rubber band.  I have met with tribal elders in New Guinea and cured an epidemic that threatened the world’s penguin population.  I have several works of art displayed at the Louvre.  I am prized for my beauty.  An Arabian sheik once offered half his kingdom to spend one evening with me.  I have danced ballet professionally and my singing voice ranges eight octaves.  I have sailed the Adriatic solo and have gained fame as a matador in Spain.  I have worked as both a rodeo clown and trapeze artist.  I have seized control of a highjacked jet liner and successfully landed the plane in a blizzard without instruments.  I can recite the entire works of Homer in Latin.  I trained bears to polka. 

And still I remain humble.