Eons: LAPSR's profile

LAPSR

Eons member since: June 09, 2007
Age, Gender: 51, Male
Location: Saint Petersburg, FL
Relationship: Single. Interested in meeting women for dating and meeting women for a serious relationship and meeting women for friendship and meeting women for networking
Hometown: Isla Nublar (off coast of Costa Rica)
Places I've been: Jurassic Park; Countless side shows; Zoos; brothels & bodegas. The Amazon; Rain forest; Kilimanjaro & RIo De Janiero!!!! OYE!!!! No me Diga!!! Assisted & coached "GODZILLA" in his movie making career in Japan. Next to family; G. Zilla is a limp wristed wet noodle. SCIENTIFIC FACTS ABOUT ME: I am a Paralititan Paralititan stromeri Pronounced: pa-Ral-ih-Tie - tan Name Means: "Tidal Giant" Length: 90 feet (27 m) Height: 30 feet (9 m) Weight: 50 tons (47,000 kilos) Time: Middle Cretaceous - 110 mya Some of us measure up to 100ft from nose to tail. weighing up to 80 tons. It was one of the biggest animals to walk the Earth. And it died in a shallow tidal channel in a mangrove swamp 94m years ago.Paralatitan stromeri - the first word means tidal giant - I’m a new species of titanosaurid or gigantic dinosaur, discovered at an Egyptian oasis and reported in the US journal Science today. It is also the first fruits of a rediscovery of what some scientists have dubbed "dinosaur heaven". The humerus, or upper arm of Paralatitan, is 1.69 meters long - a seventh as big again as any bone ever found from the Cretaceous era. It was I; that parted the Red Sea!!! Origin : North Africa Paralititan is one of the biggest dinosaurs yet discovered, second in size only to Argentinosaurus Its description is based on just over 100 bone fragments from 16 different bones. Though further evidence is needed, some scientists speculate that it could be so closely related to Argentinosaurus that it may ultimately prove to be of the same genus.
More about me: My name on this site; begrudgingly had to be modified; since there is a vast difference 'tween human and pre-historic word usage. PHU has no profane words it's an anything goes society; unlike it is here.

I am unable to, and by dicsretionary rules, forbidden to post my birthname here as it was given me, due to it's potentially offensive translation. Therefore, it will only be posted in PM's where asked for and also in an intro. post, as a reply to that post once only, in groups I join. If U want it repeated I, at my sole discretion, will PM it to U; or will eat U in the alternative!!

Either way; I hope U have an excellent day. Thank U for stopping by my window of opportunity, and I look forward to Meating U!!
Activities: Necking(Isnt that obvious?) Long, slow kissing. Bowling; Wind Surfing; high jumping; high diving and pole vaulting.
Favorite Charities: "SATEAB" Environmentally & Ecologically-oriented. "www.Save-A-Tree; Eat A Beaver.Org"
Favorite Music: ROCK. (That's all we had in those days.) I threw one; then you threw one. yours hit the water; mine hit your head, and each created its own musical note. This was the early years of ROCK.
Favorite TV Shows: They wouldn't allow me to post my real name yet they have TransVestite shows here??? !!! "WHASS'UP WITH THIS????
Favorite Movies: Jurassic Park
Favorite Books: Dinosaurs for dummies
Favorite Quotes: Eat or be Eaten
Favorite People: Steven Spielberg
Favorite Places: Eiffel Tower
Favorite Animals: U had to ask??? For breakfast; lunch or dinner?? 2 legged mammals.