onetoejeff's profile

Eons member since

Feb 20, 2008

Real name

Jeff Daniels

Age, Gender

55, Male

Location

Sweet Home, OR

Hometown

Dumas , Texas

Places I've been

Here, There and then back here many many times. I am a Texas Transplant in Oregon. I love the Mountains and the Ocean and I don't really miss running over Armadillos all the time and Turtles. They have turtles in Texas too. Tried to return to Texas for a year, came home to oregon. Tried Denver for a year. Came home to Oregon.. I think Maybe Oregon is my Home.. Never know unless you try other places. I now live outside the realm of reality. I knocked on the door but I think the music was up to loud to be heard. It is not a bad place but sometimes it is cold and dark. My batteries are dead too.. In my flashlight, not in me.. Got Jumper Cables ?

Education

• Life, Major Pain in the Ass - 1952 to 2008
• Rocky Road High, Major Cannot Concentrate - 1973 to 1978

Work

• Wild Toe, 2nd toe from the left - 1952 to 2008
• NAPA Auto Parts, Manager - 1986 to 2008

Military

• U.S.Army - 1970 to 1976
  Division: 162 nd Infantry
  Rank: Sgt

More about me

Lets see I am short, OH yeah and FAT really FAT. I may be confused about my age, I am 85. But I am active. I get up at least 10 times a night to go pee.. I cannot remember if I am single or married, I think it has something to do with the 18 Or maybe 19 medications I am on. ( Just a minute Mom I am typing ) Did I mention I still live at home? Anyway message me and I will tell you more about me.. PLEASE Hurry I have no friends, you can be my first and bestest friend ! Do You Like Alpo ??

If you like Humor and feel like chatting , drop me a line.

OK THIS IS THE REAL ONE...Lets See Who Am I ? You Already Know I Am 55. I Have 1 Son Who I Am Very, Very Proud Of And 2 Wonderful Grand Sons. I have had only 2 jobs in my lifetime this one going on 22 years. I Have Had 3 Relationships In My Long Career Of Living. The 1st Lasting Right At 25 Years. The 2nd Only 5 Years. I Knew That Was A Mistake A Week Into It. And The 3rd And My True Love Christine, Passed From This World Only After Having 3 Years Of Happiness. I Would Not Be Here Today If It Had Not Been For That. We Had The Kind Of Love That Most People Only Dream Of. I Am Not A Man That Was Meant To Be Alone, I Sometimes Wish I Were. I Like The Touch Of A Hand In Mine, I Like The Smile In The Eyes Looking Back At Me. I am not the brightest guy on this planet, but I do have an IQ of 132. Although I don't use it to often. And I know damn sure I am not the most handsome Fellow. But I do have what it takes on the inside. And isn't that what you always hear. " It is what is on the inside that counts." I do clean up good if I have to. I prefer Jeans and a shirt. I call them my salad shirts. I can't describe the colors or the number of colors, but there are a lot of them. I am a Guy, What can I say. But I do live in the here and now

Activities

None.. I am one lazy Dude.. I do like to fish cause I don't have to walk or hike. Of course I still have to row. I fish at Clear Lake and they don't allow motors on the Lake. I think I need fishing Partner that knows how to row.. Yeah I can be a Lazy man, but then what man can't ??

Favorite Music

Classic Rock. And Rod Stewart. It is nice to listen to music I can understand

Favorite TV Shows

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and the Colbert Report. I like comedy.. I bet you could guess that if you are reading my profile and Blog

Favorite Movies

I cannot sit still long enough to watch a movie.. I saw the Wizard of Oz a few times

Favorite Books

The ones that level the table that I am eating on

Favorite Quotes

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the start of a new argument

Favorite People

My Mother. Raised 12 kids with no help from what's his name

Favorite Places

Here and my bedroom although latley it has been used for sleeping

Favorite Animals

Uhh CATS Duhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!

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