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Hometown

Dumas , Texas

Places I've been

Here, There and then back here many many times. I am a Texas Transplant in Oregon. I love the Mountains and the Ocean and I don't really miss running over Armadillos all the time and Turtles. They have turtles in Texas too. Tried to return to Texas for a year, came home to oregon. Tried Denver for a year. Came home to Oregon.. I think Maybe Oregon is my Home.. Never know unless you try other places. I now live outside the realm of reality. I knocked on the door but I think the music was up to loud to be heard. It is not a bad place but sometimes it is cold and dark. My batteries are dead too.. In my flashlight, not in me.. Got Jumper Cables ?

Education

• Life, Major Pain in the Ass - 1952 to 2008
• Rocky Road High, Major Cannot Concentrate - 1973 to 1978

Work

• Wild Toe, 2nd toe from the left - 1952 to 2008
• NAPA Auto Parts, Manager - 1986 to 2008

Military

• U.S.Army - 1970 to 1976
  Division: 162 nd Infantry
  Rank: Sgt

More about me

Lets see I am short, oh yeah and FAT really FAT. I may be confused about my age,
 
I am 85. But I am active, I get up at least 10 times a night to go pee.. I cannot
 
remember if I am single or married, I think it has something to do with the 18 Or

maybe 19 medications I am on. ( Just a minute Mom I am typing ) Did I mention I
 
still live at home? Anyway message me and I will tell you more about me.. PLEASE
 
HurryI have no friends, you can be my first and bestest friend ! Do You Like Alpo ??

OK so I came here to find a Lover, instead I found myself. I can deal with that, I

like me.. If you like Humor and feel like chatting , drop me a line.
 
OK THIS IS THE REAL ONE>>>>Lets See Who Am I ? You Already Know I Am 56. I Am Single

Or I Would Not Be Here. I Have 1 Son Who I Am Very, Very Proud Of And 2 Wonderful

Grand Sons. (Foot note :1 of the Grandsons took the pic you see so don't blame me) I

have had only 2 jobs in my lifetime this one going on 22 years. I Have Had 3

Relationships In My Long Career Of Living. The 1st Lasting Right At 25 Years. The

2nd Only 5 Years. I Knew That Was A Mistake A Week Into It. And The 3rd And My True

Love Passed From This World Only After Having 3 Years Of Happiness. I Would Not Be

Here Today If It Had Not Been For That. We Had The Kind Of Love That Most People

Only Dream Of. I Am Not A Man That Was Meant To Be Alone, I Sometimes Wish I Were. I

Like The Touch Of A Hand In Mine, I Like The Smile In The Eyes Looking Back At Me. I

Read On A Thread Tonight That You Need To Take Time To Explain To People Who You

Are. Sometimes Your Eyes Have To Be Opened For You. I Am Looking For my Lover, I

Have Felt That Love And That Is The Love I want to Share with Someone Again. Thanks

For Looking And Thanks For Reading

I remember that I was told once, maybe twice. That I should not put that I had the

love of my life. I was told that Women would not want to compete with a memory.  I

am an adult and I do know the importance of being with the one you are with. Being

with her all the way. I want some one to hold hands with at the end of the day. I of

all people, know what it is like to live alone. And I learned I can do it  again.

But I also know I don't want to.  I cannot picture my life without some one in it

with me and I in hers. Why would that scare a woman ? I still have the same

feelings. I am not looking to find some one to Replace a memory, I just want some

one to create new ones with.   I am not the brightest guy on this planet, but I do

have an IQ of 132. Although I don't use it to often. And I know  damn sure I am not

the most handsome Fellow. But I do have what it takes on the inside. And isn't that

what you always hear. " It is what is on the inside that counts."
  
I do clean up good if I have to. I prefer Jeans and a shirt. I call them my salad

shirts. I can't describe the colors or the number of colors, but there are a lot of

them.  I am a Guy, What can I say.  But I do live in the here and now..

Activities

None.. I am one lazy Dude.. I do like to fish cause I don't have to walk or hike. Of course I still have to row. I fish at Clear Lake and they don't allow motors on the Lake. I think I need fishing Partner that knows how to row.. Yeah I can be a Lazy man, but then what man can't ??

Favorite Music

Classic Rock. And Rod Stewart. It is nice to listen to music I can understand

Favorite TV Shows

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and the Colbert Report. I like comedy.. I bet you could guess that if you are reading my profile and Blog

Favorite Movies

I cannot sit still long enough to watch a movie.. I saw the Wizard of Oz a few times

Favorite Books

The ones that level the table that I am eating on

Favorite Quotes

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the start of a new argument

Favorite People

My Mother. Raised 12 kids with no help from what's his name

Favorite Places

Here and my bedroom although latley it has been used for sleeping

Favorite Animals

Uhh CATS Duhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!

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