onetoejeff's profile

Here, There and then back here many many times. I am a Texas Transplant in Oregon. I love the Mountains and the Ocean and I don't really miss running over Armadillos all the time and Turtles. They have turtles in Texas too. Tried to return to Texas for a year, came home to oregon. Tried Denver for a year. Came home to Oregon.. I think Maybe Oregon is my Home.. Never know unless you try other places. I now live outside the realm of reality. I knocked on the door but I think the music was up to loud to be heard. It is not a bad place but sometimes it is cold and dark. My batteries are dead too.. In my flashlight, not in me.. Got Jumper Cables ?

Lets see I am short, oh yeah and FAT really FAT. I may be confused about my age,
 
I am 85. But I am active, I get up at least 10 times a night to go pee.. I cannot
 
remember if I am single or married, I think it has something to do with the 18 Or

maybe 19 medications I am on. ( Just a minute Mom I am typing ) Did I mention I
 
still live at home? Anyway message me and I will tell you more about me.. PLEASE
 
HurryI have no friends, you can be my first and bestest friend ! Do You Like Alpo ??

OK so I came here to find a Lover, instead I found myself. I can deal with that, I

like me.. If you like Humor and feel like chatting , drop me a line.
 
OK THIS IS THE REAL ONE>>>>Lets See Who Am I ? You Already Know I Am 56. I Am Single

Or I Would Not Be Here. I Have 1 Son Who I Am Very, Very Proud Of And 2 Wonderful

Grand Sons. (Foot note :1 of the Grandsons took the pic you see so don't blame me) I

have had only 2 jobs in my lifetime this one going on 22 years. I Have Had 3

Relationships In My Long Career Of Living. The 1st Lasting Right At 25 Years. The

2nd Only 5 Years. I Knew That Was A Mistake A Week Into It. And The 3rd And My True

Love Passed From This World Only After Having 3 Years Of Happiness. I Would Not Be

Here Today If It Had Not Been For That. We Had The Kind Of Love That Most People

Only Dream Of. I Am Not A Man That Was Meant To Be Alone, I Sometimes Wish I Were. I

Like The Touch Of A Hand In Mine, I Like The Smile In The Eyes Looking Back At Me. I

Read On A Thread Tonight That You Need To Take Time To Explain To People Who You

Are. Sometimes Your Eyes Have To Be Opened For You. I Am Looking For my Lover, I

Have Felt That Love And That Is The Love I want to Share with Someone Again. Thanks

For Looking And Thanks For Reading

I remember that I was told once, maybe twice. That I should not put that I had the

love of my life. I was told that Women would not want to compete with a memory.  I

am an adult and I do know the importance of being with the one you are with. Being

with her all the way. I want some one to hold hands with at the end of the day. I of

all people, know what it is like to live alone. And I learned I can do it  again.

But I also know I don't want to.  I cannot picture my life without some one in it

with me and I in hers. Why would that scare a woman ? I still have the same

feelings. I am not looking to find some one to Replace a memory, I just want some

one to create new ones with.   I am not the brightest guy on this planet, but I do

have an IQ of 132. Although I don't use it to often. And I know  damn sure I am not

the most handsome Fellow. But I do have what it takes on the inside. And isn't that

what you always hear. " It is what is on the inside that counts."
  
I do clean up good if I have to. I prefer Jeans and a shirt. I call them my salad

shirts. I can't describe the colors or the number of colors, but there are a lot of

them.  I am a Guy, What can I say.  But I do live in the here and now..

None.. I am one lazy Dude.. I do like to fish cause I don't have to walk or hike. Of course I still have to row. I fish at Clear Lake and they don't allow motors on the Lake. I think I need fishing Partner that knows how to row.. Yeah I can be a Lazy man, but then what man can't ??