Artist! Potter, newky-minted ex-husband, proud father, self-published poet, humorist, 4-time marathoner (ancient history), walker/hiker, avid reader, overeater, lapsed vegetarian, student, substitute teacher, ear-hair-grower, Freethinker, writer, numbers cruncher, dilettante, naysayer, yeasayer, whaddayasayer, theremustbeawayer. Composer of sentence fragments. Crossword puzzle/labyrinth/word search constructor. Former newsletter editor, former coordinator, former administrative vice president, former adult trainer, former receiving clerk, former engraver, former lithographer, former gallery guard, former night watchman guarding ceramic elephants (that was creepy, but $30 was a lot of dough back then). Dreamer. Insomniac (not as bad lately). Arizonan. WINNER of 2nd Place in Roger Ebert's Great Limerick Contest. Correspondent who will cry if snail-mail ever meets its demise. Moviegoer. Bowler. Processor of nutrients. Back-fence-fire survivor. Opinionated jerkwad at odd times; enlightened joyspreader at even odder times. Multimedia Poet. Master of Ceremonies. Amateur in the Classic sense, i.e. Lover!
