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Foiled a heist 1995 - New York, NY

So, I'm in New York and suddenly get embroiled in a fight with Simon Gruber, the BROTHER of the guy I killed in '88! Can you believe that? Turns out he's trying to take all sorts of money from the Federal Reserve and has put bombs all over the city. He makes me play out this awful game he calls "Simon Says" and I get some help from zeus Carver. Long story short, Simon Gruber is now six feet under.

foiled a terrorist attack December 24, 1990 - Washington DC

On Christmas Eve, 1990 I was waiting for my wife at Dulles Airport from California. I became suspicious when I saw a group of men, dressed in Army fatigues, pass a package between them and disappear into a restricted area. I followed them and ended up foiling their little plot. Just another day, I suppose.

Battled international terrorist December 24, 1988 - Los Angeles

I was attending my estranged wife's [Holly's] Christmas party at the Nakatomi tower. Little did I realize that a gang of terrorists led by the German Hans Gruber have invaded and secured the building. The party-goers were subdued but I managed to slip away during the round-up of the party-goers, albeit without my shoes. The cops finally showed up but I decided, to hell with them and continued my fight from inside the building. Basically, I killed the bad guy and got my wife back. Although I did hurt my feet pretty bad on broken glass.

Birthday April 19, 1955

have a quiet day

have a quiet day

not be found by German terrorists

not be found by German terrorists

Find a new girlfriend/wife

Find a new girlfriend/wife