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Bunclevilles Got Talent!!!!
What can you do? It doesn't have to be great but let us know of any kind of talent you have that might win a prize. !!
Poetry: It's all in how you see it
THE WOMAN POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart, and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks..
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh, send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
THE MAN POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnastic nymphomaniac
with big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart, and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks..
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh, send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
THE MAN POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnastic nymphomaniac
with big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO OCTOPUS
North Shore Hospital in Manhasset , New York has confirmed that in one of the most bizarre medical mysteries ever, a Mrs. Rachel Smith, of Great Neck has given birth to a 6 pound 5 ounce octopus. !!! Doctors here at the hospital are baffled, to say the least. The baby Octopus,named Octavia,has 3 hearts,four pairs of arms,and a healthy set of gills and lungs enabling Octavia to breathe in or out of water.
This is the first case of a human giving birth to a cephlapod on record on Long Island. Brooklyn,naturally has had a few. For those not familar with cross species breeding, there are numerous examples. They include the dog faced boy, the wolfman, the birdman of Alcatraz, the elephant man, a relative of Tarzan,(a monkey's uncle),Michael Jordan, Pee Wee Herman, and seedless watermelons.
Mrs. Smith has confessed of experimenting with injecting her body years ago when she was a hippie with drugs like LSD and mescaline. Perhaps drugs played a part in this incredible metamorphosis. Before doctors told her she was pregnant,(the father being one of several boyfriends).initial tests revealed a normal human fetus .Mrs. Smith had allegedly eaten some possible tainted calamari from Red Lobster right after her pregnancy was believed to have begun. . Scientists believe a DNA mutation infiltrated the placenta and was somehow absorbed resulting in the octopus embryo. Despite her sordid past,Rachel is a woman of strong religious beliefs. A moyel was present at the necessary cesarean delivery. He made the wise decision NOT to circumcise as Octavia came out...tentacles first.
Mrs. Smith has not yet decided to keep Octavia in a crib or an aquarium with her pet goldfish once Octavia is allowed to leave the hospital..within a day or two according to one of the top sturgeons,(I mean surgeons), here. Hopes for Octavia being in the special olympics is one of her mom's desires and to be a professor of icthyology when she grows up.
This is the first case of a human giving birth to a cephlapod on record on Long Island. Brooklyn,naturally has had a few. For those not familar with cross species breeding, there are numerous examples. They include the dog faced boy, the wolfman, the birdman of Alcatraz, the elephant man, a relative of Tarzan,(a monkey's uncle),Michael Jordan, Pee Wee Herman, and seedless watermelons.
Mrs. Smith has confessed of experimenting with injecting her body years ago when she was a hippie with drugs like LSD and mescaline. Perhaps drugs played a part in this incredible metamorphosis. Before doctors told her she was pregnant,(the father being one of several boyfriends).initial tests revealed a normal human fetus .Mrs. Smith had allegedly eaten some possible tainted calamari from Red Lobster right after her pregnancy was believed to have begun. . Scientists believe a DNA mutation infiltrated the placenta and was somehow absorbed resulting in the octopus embryo. Despite her sordid past,Rachel is a woman of strong religious beliefs. A moyel was present at the necessary cesarean delivery. He made the wise decision NOT to circumcise as Octavia came out...tentacles first.
Mrs. Smith has not yet decided to keep Octavia in a crib or an aquarium with her pet goldfish once Octavia is allowed to leave the hospital..within a day or two according to one of the top sturgeons,(I mean surgeons), here. Hopes for Octavia being in the special olympics is one of her mom's desires and to be a professor of icthyology when she grows up.
Help me welcome my new grandaughter
This is my new granddaughter Rachel Marie. She joins my other 4 granddaughters.
Rachel is a little less than 2 hours old here. I'm proud of her, she has my middle name.
