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THE GOTCHA GANG
Well, kids, just a short note of information about this group. We can use it as a bulletin board, to post messages, to banter, spar verbally and generally have a good time. Please, if a post is very long, refer it to replies. Y'all know the rules so play nice!
Make use of and enjoy! Paula, emom, mmm, em, and various other akas
NOTE: It has been brought to our attention that some of you were not able to see the Chatbox until just recently! It has been here since the group was formed. I recently had to re-do it and re-post the announcement because emom and I BOTH had new computers and it did not recognize us as the owners! LOL Please do feel free to use it as a bulletin board or to chat in “real time” with each other. ~KK
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TGIF TGG!
Since Annie is away for a few day I thought I would post something Annie-esque . . .
Friday Comments
Have a great weekend everyone!
Friday Comments
Have a great weekend everyone!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping. After their tent was set up, both men slept.
Some time later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said, 'Kemosabe, look towards sky. What you see?'
The Lone Ranger replied, 'Millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Ranger pondered for a minute, then said, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo dew-dew. Someone stole our tent.'
Some time later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said, 'Kemosabe, look towards sky. What you see?'
The Lone Ranger replied, 'Millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Ranger pondered for a minute, then said, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo dew-dew. Someone stole our tent.'
THE POTTY
A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for awhile. Billy says: "I'm fine, Mpmmy.. I just haven't gone 'doody' yet."
Mother says: "OK, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
BILLY SAYS: "IT WORKS FOR KETCHUP."
His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for awhile. Billy says: "I'm fine, Mpmmy.. I just haven't gone 'doody' yet."
Mother says: "OK, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
BILLY SAYS: "IT WORKS FOR KETCHUP."
Checkin' on You!
I was feeling a little nosey, so I thought I would look in on you and see if you're sitting at your computer and if you're OK. Yup, there you are and you look great!
NO Speak English
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking?
Her husband speaks English!
Now get back to your emails.
I worry about you sometimes!
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking?
Her husband speaks English!
Now get back to your emails.
I worry about you sometimes!
Smart A** Answers
It was mealtime during an airline flight.
'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.
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A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead...'
'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.
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A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead...'
Happy Birthday Annie!
Today August 1st, is our Annie's Birthday . . . she is celebrating with real-life friends and family and probably won't be online today . . . so, let's start the party without her and she can join in when she returns! Happy Birthday kiddo! ~KK
As you can see, we TGG'ers know how to par-tay! Teehee!
As you can see, we TGG'ers know how to par-tay! Teehee!
Happy Birthday BG!!
TGG wishes you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY today . . . may you have many, many more!!! ~KK
