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CHEERS!
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I have been a member for a little while, but this is my first official post in this group. I thought that may good be a good reason to post this thought from a wonderful show called "CHEERS"...
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones of the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and heath of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
I have been a member for a little while, but this is my first official post in this group. I thought that may good be a good reason to post this thought from a wonderful show called "CHEERS"...
In one episode of "Cheers", Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm.
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones of the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and heath of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
