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Welcome Everyone!!
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I want to welcome you all here!!
My “handle is “rltnspd” which has been with me since the early 90’s, and I am the manager of this group. I am glad to be here to help you and to join in the fun for all of us who are Military, Ex military, Current Federal and Former Federal Employees! We have a fun bunch of friends here in this group, and I think that we can even have more fun!
There are no rules, per se, except to be kind to one another. It's ok to argue, discuss, fuss, joke, tease but please no attacks on persons or religions.
I would love it if you stop by and visit my profile and get to know me. Drop me a line and/or invite me as your friend and I will let you in. I have made my profile private because I have had some problems with some younger people, and I would rather not go there. I had a fifteen year old yeterday that wanted to be my friend… I don’t think so.
I have been a federal employee (Federal Police Officer) since 1985 and I currently work in the Regional Federal Police Dispatch Center here in Denver, (Denver MegaCenter).
I hope you all are having a great day, and I look forward to many great times together in this great group.
RT
aka-rltnspd
aka-The CERTMAN
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A Time of Relection
As I reflect on the happenings on this day seven years ago, I remember the sheer horror I felt as I watched the planes hit the buildings. I worked in Law Enforcement in the Denver area at the time. We also had a World Trade Center. We ended up evacuating the entire downtown area, because we did not know what was happening, or if it could happen there. On this day seven years ago, life stopped for almost three days. Three days. I don't think that we will ever look at life the same way again. May each of us renew our faith in our fellow neighbors and friends. Let us each work towards the goal of making sure that this never happens again.
Folks, let us pray that this never again happens to us ever again. Let us Never Forget. May God Bless Us, and May God Bless America!
Folks, let us pray that this never again happens to us ever again. Let us Never Forget. May God Bless Us, and May God Bless America!
EMOM'S MOUNTAIN NEWS
A DAILY REPORT FROM THE MOUNTAINS OF KENTUCKY
See next page for the latest edition....emom
*****armed forces bar and grill*****
MORNIN ALL...
THE GRILL, COFFEE IS HOT... COME IN,PULL UP A CHAIR
CHOW DOWN... CHAT AWHILE...
Hut-2-3-4....
As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: "Do you know they are all out of step except you?"
"What?" asked the recruit innocently.
"I said -- they are all out of step except you!" thundered the sergeant.
The recruit replied, "Well, sarge, you're in charge -- you tell them!"
"What?" asked the recruit innocently.
"I said -- they are all out of step except you!" thundered the sergeant.
The recruit replied, "Well, sarge, you're in charge -- you tell them!"
GOD BLESS THIS CAPTAIN!
AND THANK YOU TO MY DEAR FRIEND, LITTLE JAKE FOR SENDING THIS TO ME... I cried... I am so proud of all of mine... meems
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Searching for Silas B. Hayes Army ER personnel!
I would love to contact 1978-1981 Army personnel who worked at Silas B. Hayes Army Hospital from 1978-1981. Any of you out there?! I was an RN working in the ER. Sandy
Top Secret Communications Center
When my son was in the Air Force, my wife and I visited quite often. On our first visit, we were allowed inside this top secret Communications Center, but everything in sight was covered up so we could look around everywhere -- Heck, even the toilet paper in the Men's room was disguised.
Anyway, at the exit, there's a sign above the door, which reads: “You have been exposed to Top Secret Material. Please destroy yourself before leaving the building.”
Anyway, at the exit, there's a sign above the door, which reads: “You have been exposed to Top Secret Material. Please destroy yourself before leaving the building.”
A Navy Tradition
Not sure how it ever got started, but a tradition in the Navy is all of the
pilots dance with the Wing Commander's wife. I walked over at a dance once and asked if she'd like to dance and she said, “I don't dance with a child.”
I smiled, bowed, and replied, “Oh! I'm sorry. If I'd known your condition, I
wouldn't have asked.”
pilots dance with the Wing Commander's wife. I walked over at a dance once and asked if she'd like to dance and she said, “I don't dance with a child.”
I smiled, bowed, and replied, “Oh! I'm sorry. If I'd known your condition, I
wouldn't have asked.”
This joke addresses the draft
New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces think I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.
For starters:
Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a
while.
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. I can hear the Drill Sgt. In the 'New army' now, 'Get down and give me ... um..er ..
One!'
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a couple of million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their
best years are already behind them. Also, we won't get in trouble for mistreating prisoners. We won't take any.
If nothing else, put us on border patrol....we will have it secured the first night!
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces think I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.
For starters:
Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a
while.
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. I can hear the Drill Sgt. In the 'New army' now, 'Get down and give me ... um..er ..
One!'
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a couple of million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their
best years are already behind them. Also, we won't get in trouble for mistreating prisoners. We won't take any.
If nothing else, put us on border patrol....we will have it secured the first night!
