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This was fun in another group. I will start s redb
I will start a story with a few words and each post after that adds 3 or 3 words to continue the story and see what kind of story we end up with Gentlemen sratr your engines. Here goes:
Bubba and Earl got in their pickup.
someone pick up from here.
Bubba and Earl got in their pickup.
someone pick up from here.
Yer a Redneck
You think Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project down in Biloxi.
You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs.
You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.
You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company
Your state's got a new law that says
when a couple get divorced,
they are still legally brother and sister
housing project down in Biloxi.
You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs.
You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.
You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company
Your state's got a new law that says
when a couple get divorced,
they are still legally brother and sister
more yer::::
Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.
You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'
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You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.
You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'
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Sport
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You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
Friday Graphics And CommentsRedneck Minds.....
So when you buy a car and it doesn't have a moon roof, you make your own -
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Redneck's 10 Children
An Arkansas woman is in the welfare office filling out forms.
The welfare officer asks her how many children she has? "Ten boys."
"And their names?"
"Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, and Leroy."
"All named Leroy? Why would you name them all Leroy?"
"That way, when I wants them all to come in from the yard, I just yells 'LEROY!', and when I wants them all to come to dinner, I just yells 'LEROY!'"
"What if you just want a particular one of them to do something?"
"Then I calls him by his last name."
The welfare officer asks her how many children she has? "Ten boys."
"And their names?"
"Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, and Leroy."
"All named Leroy? Why would you name them all Leroy?"
"That way, when I wants them all to come in from the yard, I just yells 'LEROY!', and when I wants them all to come to dinner, I just yells 'LEROY!'"
"What if you just want a particular one of them to do something?"
"Then I calls him by his last name."
