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I will start a story with a few words and each post after that adds 3 or 3 words to continue the story and see what kind of story we end up with Gentlemen sratr your engines. Here goes:

Bubba and Earl got in their pickup.

someone pick up from here.

Welcome Merilynn and IronWillOfMercy

Bubba sez he ain't had many visitors lately and he is gettin lonely.

At 18, Bubba and his Pa started to skool... Bubba in the furst and Dad from skoolin in years past was put in de thurd. Teach asked Bubba who wrote the C-O-N-S ( laws of the land). Ain't aware of who done it. Teacher told him to find out or get the board of education applied to his rear. Next day--she asked- he didn know--she busted his butt.

At recess she went out to talk to Pa. told him all about it.. Pa said--you'uns let me handle this.... Went straight to Bubba.. said, Bubba we'uns is poor folk, but we got us a name for being onest. Now if you had anything to do with writing that , I think she said constitution--- you go in there and tell her about it....

one of us'uns.. over to South Karlina.. Kernel West he is. He told the Congress and Senate who keep votin 'ginst the C-O-N-S( you know whut I meen--laws of the land); yep, he told it true to they face: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY COUNTRY.....

Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters. And we're here to help...

Hah Tu Spek Suthun:

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I taint herd from him in munts."

ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."

BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"

TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."

RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats."

FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

JU-HERE - a question.
Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama?"

HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."

VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"

GUMMIT - Noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!"