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SEND A FREE CARD TO OUR TROOPS!!!
dont know if this was posted anywhere but XEROX has a special website you can go to to send a free card to our troops overseas. the site is www.letssaythanks.com you pick the design you want to send, pick one of the messages and put in your name and hometown and hit send
Okay you asked for it here's another
This is the first optical illusion I posted when I started the group. It's a good one and it requires concentration on the scene to see it. If you stare at the scene long enough you will see a giraffe honest give it a try!!!
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Oh - to be 12 again!!
Subject: Oh To Be 12 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in
the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Alton Towers theme park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a Mc Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite sweets.......M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in
the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Alton Towers theme park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a Mc Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite sweets.......M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
This can be fun ! :)
Write a little verse (it doesn't have to rhyme) of four sentences.Each sentence will begin with:-
1- "I will"
2- "I won't"
3- "I do "
4- "I don't "
In that order.
It's amazing how much you can learn about each other. EXAMPLE:-
"I will try to laugh at least once today."
"I won't be happy until I do "
"I do really like chocolate you know"
"I don't think I'll start my diet today"
Another EXAMPLE:-
"I will take my Rooster 'Óliver' to the Fair"
"I won't be sad if he doesn't win"
"I do think his crossed eyes will rule
against him"
"I don't think they'll notice his missing beak
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN------JUST WRITE THE FIRST THING THAT COMES INTO YOUR HEAD AFTER "I WILL ", "I WON'T ", "I DO",
"I DON'T"
1- "I will"
2- "I won't"
3- "I do "
4- "I don't "
In that order.
It's amazing how much you can learn about each other. EXAMPLE:-
"I will try to laugh at least once today."
"I won't be happy until I do "
"I do really like chocolate you know"
"I don't think I'll start my diet today"
Another EXAMPLE:-
"I will take my Rooster 'Óliver' to the Fair"
"I won't be sad if he doesn't win"
"I do think his crossed eyes will rule
against him"
"I don't think they'll notice his missing beak
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN------JUST WRITE THE FIRST THING THAT COMES INTO YOUR HEAD AFTER "I WILL ", "I WON'T ", "I DO",
"I DON'T"
Express Checkout
I was in the Express Lane at the store, quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward, looked into the cart and asked sweetly, 'So, which six items would you like to buy?'
Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?!
Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?!
December Roll Call
Let's make this a Roll Call. Have everyone go their tree up? Present all bought? Or do you wait till the last minute to get your gifts? How many tortured themselves to stand in line to get the Black Friday sales?
