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Welcome to Our Young at Heart Group
Do you like to be fun and silly? Do people ever tell you to grow up? Do your children
think you should act your age?
Do your grandkids love you because you're just like them?
Have you decided to stay young at heart and never grow up?
You've come to the right place, join us wont you..
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Smile awhile:
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The Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back
and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jimmy interrupted. "My
Mommy looked back once while she was driving," he announced
triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"
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Back in one of the old Chinese dynasties the towns had gongs that
would be rung every two hours: At 8 am once, 10 am twice, noon
thrice,
2 pm four times, etc. The lawyers of the day would stretch out the
trials as much they could to make more money The judges became
extremely bored with the status quo and went to the emperor, getting
a
proclamation that all trials would have to be concluded at 2 pm.
The Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back
and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jimmy interrupted. "My
Mommy looked back once while she was driving," he announced
triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++
Back in one of the old Chinese dynasties the towns had gongs that
would be rung every two hours: At 8 am once, 10 am twice, noon
thrice,
2 pm four times, etc. The lawyers of the day would stretch out the
trials as much they could to make more money The judges became
extremely bored with the status quo and went to the emperor, getting
a
proclamation that all trials would have to be concluded at 2 pm.
Baby Donnie
Good Evening Everyone! Well we are grandparents again. Baby Donnie came intot he world at 11:30 this morning. Weighed 7 lbs. 6 ozs and was 20 inches long. Name is Donnie Walter. He is so sweet and precious. We now have two granddaughter and our grandson. Life is so great!! Just wanted to let everyone know.
CHORES
Do you think we were brainwashed into thinking laundry and ironing are fun?
Got my scrubs ironed laundry put away, going back to work tonite. Not going
to be easy after being out for 10 days, but I'm feeling all better and need a
paycheck next week so I guess I'll go LOL.
You all have a good evening, I'm heading for a nap, and I'll see you tomorrow.
Love Marly
Complicated Operation
A lawyer awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him.
"Why are the curtains closed?" he asked. "Is it night?"
A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."
"Why are the curtains closed?" he asked. "Is it night?"
A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."
Are you a Redneck?
You may be a redneck if any of these
situations sound familiar.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this
transmission so I can take a bath."
Rest inside
Free canes for veterans
Do you know a veteran who needs a cane? Sams club will be giving them away to vets who need one on veterans day, check out this link for more info, Sams club membership isn't required to get one. Thanks Marvin for passing this on. Marly
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