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Welcome to Our Young at Heart Group
Do you like to be fun and silly? Do people ever tell you to grow up? Do your children
think you should act your age?
Do your grandkids love you because you're just like them?
Have you decided to stay young at heart and never grow up?
You've come to the right place, join us wont you..
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Prayers Needed
I'm asking you to please keep Susan,
daughter of our dear friend Jean in
your prayers.
We love you Jean, God will hear us.
Fess Parker
Just annouced that our Davy Crockett and Daniel Boone has passed he was 85..I still have a picture of me in coon skin hat and all... Ed
Happy spring GOIMS
I love the little heads of all my perrienal plants popping their heads up thru the dirt! Saw my first robin of the year, both male and female yesterday. Sure sign around here!
The kids are all outta school this coming week... spring break. Oh and saw my first ice cream truck go by.
What are the sure signs of spring in your neck of the woods?
Hugs all around
Dawn
Advice from the Rabbi - - - -
A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.' The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?'
The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.'
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that be?'
The man then pleads, 'I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?'
The Rabbi then offers, 'Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know.'
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, 'Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?'
The man said, 'Yes.' The Rabbi replied,
'Take the poison'.
The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.'
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that be?'
The man then pleads, 'I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?'
The Rabbi then offers, 'Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know.'
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, 'Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?'
The man said, 'Yes.' The Rabbi replied,
'Take the poison'.
At the baptism:
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down
by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand
next to the Preacher.
The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are
you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes,
Preacher.
I sure am."
The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him
right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.
"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.
The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him
up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"No, I did not Reverend."
The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds
this time brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My
God, have you found Jesus yet?"
The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure
this is where he fell in?"
by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand
next to the Preacher.
The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are
you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes,
Preacher.
I sure am."
The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him
right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.
"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.
The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him
up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"No, I did not Reverend."
The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds
this time brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My
God, have you found Jesus yet?"
The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure
this is where he fell in?"
Bill Dance is a hoot
My cousin sent this video to me of the bloopers on the Bill Dance Fishing program - you don't have to be a sportsman to enjoy this video. Enjoy!
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Growing up without a cell phone
What a hardship --- LOL - a friend sent this to me - and I just had to share it - check the first reply
