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How to wake up your girlfriend prank
This is a hilarious video to watch!
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or just type in "How to wake up your girlfriend with a fake head" into Youtube Search.
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The Alabama Ghost
This is too good not to read, especially if you thought ghosts didn't exist!
This happened about a month ago just outside of Birmingham, and while it
sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real. This out of state traveler
was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle
of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so
hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly he saw a
car moving slowly,
approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain. It slowly and silently
crept toward him and stopped. Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped into
the car and closed the door; only then did he realize that there was nobody
behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be heard over the rain. Again
the car crept slowly forward and the guy was terrified, too scared to think
of jumping out
and running. The guy saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve and,
still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and began begging for his
life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and into a nearby lake
and he would surely drown! But just before the curve a shadowy figure
appeared at the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the
steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. Then, just as
silently, the hand disappeared through the window and the hitchhiker was alone again! Paralyzed with fear,
the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve. Finally
the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of the
car and ran and ran, into town, into Birmingham. Wet and in shock, he went
into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then told
everybody about his supernatural experience. A silence enveloped and
everybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy was telling the truth
(and was not just some drunk).
About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to the
other, "Look Bubba, ders dat idiot dat rode in our car when we wuz pushin it
in da rain.
This happened about a month ago just outside of Birmingham, and while it
sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real. This out of state traveler
was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle
of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so
hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly he saw a
car moving slowly,
approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain. It slowly and silently
crept toward him and stopped. Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped into
the car and closed the door; only then did he realize that there was nobody
behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be heard over the rain. Again
the car crept slowly forward and the guy was terrified, too scared to think
of jumping out
and running. The guy saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve and,
still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and began begging for his
life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and into a nearby lake
and he would surely drown! But just before the curve a shadowy figure
appeared at the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the
steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. Then, just as
silently, the hand disappeared through the window and the hitchhiker was alone again! Paralyzed with fear,
the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve. Finally
the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of the
car and ran and ran, into town, into Birmingham. Wet and in shock, he went
into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then told
everybody about his supernatural experience. A silence enveloped and
everybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy was telling the truth
(and was not just some drunk).
About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to the
other, "Look Bubba, ders dat idiot dat rode in our car when we wuz pushin it
in da rain.
A little PMS OR MENOPAUSE maybe?
Q:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE !!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE !!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
The Mule
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. And bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.
"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."
The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Bailout Program.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.
"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."
The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Bailout Program.
