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Potato Prostitute
Two potatoes are standing on the corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute? (see 1st reply)
Nohiddenmeaning
Has anyone heard from Sharon during the past 2 months? I've been emailing her but received no reply. She has some health problems, so I'm getting worried. Thanx.
When Does Life Begin?
A priest, minister, and rabbi were out playing golf and got into a discussion about
Mae West and the Pope
You have to remember her voice and inflections for this one. Read the first reply
The Economy
The economy is so bad (according to Jay Lrno) that the Big Three automakers are: Matchbox, Tonka & Hot Wheels
Satan?
Jay Leno's monologues have a news item, then Leno's spin on it. Thursday night he reported that a Muslim high cleric declared Mickey Mouse a Satan.
Jay's spin: "MICKEY MOUSE !!?? What about Donald Duck? He's been running around w/o any pants on for years."
Jay's spin: "MICKEY MOUSE !!?? What about Donald Duck? He's been running around w/o any pants on for years."
The Amish Virus
A new virus is showing up on PCs, so be careful. It goes like this:
By opening this message, you have activated the Amish Virus. Since the Amish don't own computers, however, we have to rely on the honor system. Please delete all your files.
Thank you.
By opening this message, you have activated the Amish Virus. Since the Amish don't own computers, however, we have to rely on the honor system. Please delete all your files.
Thank you.
A Sudden Death
I told this one a year ago, but we have so many newbies that I might as well let them in on it.
One day a small village in Ireland learned that Murphy had died. Townspeople gathered in small groups and discussed it,
"How can this be? Murphy was young and fit.
"Ay, he used to jog everyday."
And similar sentiments.. So they decide to see Mrs. Murphy and ask her how Murpphy had died. So they knock on the door and ask her what had happened. "What were Murphy's last words?"
"For God's sake, Mary, put down that gun!"
One day a small village in Ireland learned that Murphy had died. Townspeople gathered in small groups and discussed it,
"How can this be? Murphy was young and fit.
"Ay, he used to jog everyday."
And similar sentiments.. So they decide to see Mrs. Murphy and ask her how Murpphy had died. So they knock on the door and ask her what had happened. "What were Murphy's last words?"
"For God's sake, Mary, put down that gun!"
