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Puns - - or Groaners
One day the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
When the Lord said, "Go forth, be fruitful and multiply!" He didn't necessarily have Math teachers in mind.
"Have you got bills to pay? If you do, please give it back. He looks silly bald." (Laugh-In)
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
The truth may ring out like a bell, but it is seldom ever tolled.
When the Lord said, "Go forth, be fruitful and multiply!" He didn't necessarily have Math teachers in mind.
"Have you got bills to pay? If you do, please give it back. He looks silly bald." (Laugh-In)
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
The truth may ring out like a bell, but it is seldom ever tolled.
How to wake up your girlfriend prank
This is a hilarious video to watch!
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or just type in "How to wake up your girlfriend with a fake head" into Youtube Search.
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or just type in "How to wake up your girlfriend with a fake head" into Youtube Search.
Fined
Joe was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense.
"They should not put up such misleading notices," said Joe.
"It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
"They should not put up such misleading notices," said Joe.
"It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
The generation gap...
The generation gap proved glaringly obvious at the mail-order music company where my wife works as a customer service representative.
Some college students, who were working part-time inputting customer information, wrote the following notes regarding some golden oldies: "Customer is looking for two song titles: 'Shovel Off Two Buffaloes' and 'Honey, Suck a Rose.' "
Some college students, who were working part-time inputting customer information, wrote the following notes regarding some golden oldies: "Customer is looking for two song titles: 'Shovel Off Two Buffaloes' and 'Honey, Suck a Rose.' "
