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The Management Team
WAL-MART APPLICATION
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal mart in Arkansas.
They hired him because he was so funny......... You gotta love it!!!
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They hired him because he was so funny......... You gotta love it!!!
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Assisting the Police
Another Dumb Crook report -
A luckless thief pleaded guilty to the attempted robbery of a convenience store in Detroit Lakes, Minnesota. The thief told a passerby he was going to rob the store, gave the man a dollar, and asked him to go inside and buy a scarf to hide his identity during the crime.
The bystander took the dollar, went inside the store... and called the police.
A luckless thief pleaded guilty to the attempted robbery of a convenience store in Detroit Lakes, Minnesota. The thief told a passerby he was going to rob the store, gave the man a dollar, and asked him to go inside and buy a scarf to hide his identity during the crime.
The bystander took the dollar, went inside the store... and called the police.
Comparing Friends
Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship Between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her Husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship Between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her Husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
Souther Women
A couple from South Carolina and a couple from the Northeast were seated side by side on an airplane.
The girl from South Carolina, being naturally friendly and all, asked the couple, 'So where y'all from?'
The Northeast girl replied,'From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.'
The girl from South Carolina sat quietly for a few moments and then replied:
'So, where y'all from, bitch?
The girl from South Carolina, being naturally friendly and all, asked the couple, 'So where y'all from?'
The Northeast girl replied,'From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.'
The girl from South Carolina sat quietly for a few moments and then replied:
'So, where y'all from, bitch?
