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Crabs & Cranks (Cliffs Notes version)
If you're too lazy to spend any real time researching this group and what we're about, here's the Cliffs Notes version on how to be an official Crab and/or Crank:
1. Be funny.
2. Be smart. (If not possible, refer to #1 as your fallback position.)
3. Don't use Internet shortcuts like LOL. Let's face it, they're annoying. WTF.
4. Avoid gag-me graphics with cute crap on them like butterflies and rainbows and cartoon animals, unless you enjoy being mocked and/or deleted and/or blocked.
5. Be crabby, be cranky, but not nasty or insulting. There's a line, and believe me, you don't want to cross it.
As always, observe the Eons TOU. Guess that about sums it up...
1. Be funny.
2. Be smart. (If not possible, refer to #1 as your fallback position.)
3. Don't use Internet shortcuts like LOL. Let's face it, they're annoying. WTF.
4. Avoid gag-me graphics with cute crap on them like butterflies and rainbows and cartoon animals, unless you enjoy being mocked and/or deleted and/or blocked.
5. Be crabby, be cranky, but not nasty or insulting. There's a line, and believe me, you don't want to cross it.
As always, observe the Eons TOU. Guess that about sums it up...
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SAY ANYTHING
This is the ongoing "say whatever you want" thread for our group. Tell us what's going on in your life. Tell us what you had for breakfast. Share a witty saying. Or something really stupid the mail lady said yesterday. Complain. Or...(now this is really crazy)...share something good that happened.
Just say whatever's on your mind...this is the place to do it.
Just say whatever's on your mind...this is the place to do it.
What Really Chokes My Goat
When news/TV/magazines say they are covering health/beauty/life issues for all age groups then give advice for those in their 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s. So, after 59 we disappear and have no issues?
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by Oma24 
Whatever you do, don't...
...order the chocolate covered strawberries online.
Cost me $32.99.
$19.99 for the strawberries and the rest was shipping costs.
The local radio station said if I put in their 'code' word, I would get a special deal.
not--
I went to Safeway today- and saw the same thing for $12.99 on sale for $6.99.
(OK- there were only 4 at the store, and I got six).
The best part?
I have received only about 6 emails from them everyday since I ordered them.
What a goose I am.
Cost me $32.99.
$19.99 for the strawberries and the rest was shipping costs.
The local radio station said if I put in their 'code' word, I would get a special deal.
not--
I went to Safeway today- and saw the same thing for $12.99 on sale for $6.99.
(OK- there were only 4 at the store, and I got six).
The best part?
I have received only about 6 emails from them everyday since I ordered them.
What a goose I am.
Newest member
Now, I know I have a weird handle, but the newest member here has a really weird one.
Without going to check them out, just the name alone implies alot.
Are they searching for it or found it?
Without going to check them out, just the name alone implies alot.
Are they searching for it or found it?
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Packaging
Is it just me, or does anyone else find that it is getting more and more difficult to open up stuff? I bought a package of dog bones today and my dog aged another seven years waiting for me to try to get the damned plastic wrap off. What I REALLY hate are those hard plastic covers that you have to use scissors on, then you cut your fingers when you try to pry them open.
