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# It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
# Little Rock
# Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
# Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
# It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
# No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54
# It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
# Little Rock
# Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
# Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
# It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
# No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54
Because I was processing my first accident report at the transport company where I worked, I was being particularly attentive. The driver had hit a deer on the highway, and the result was a severely damaged hood and fender. My serious mood was broken, however, when I reached the section of the report that asked, "Speed of other vehicle?" The driver had put "Full gallop."
Three beautiful blonds walked into a bar a ordered a pitcher of beer and five glasses. They took them over to a table, poured themselves a glass of beer and raised them in the air, shouting, "51! 51! 51!" Soon a fourth blond came in and they poured her a beer and they repeated the toast. "51! 51! 51!" The fifth blond came in with a framed picture puzzle. It was a scene from Sesame Street with Big Bird. They poured the fifth blond a beer and, louder than ever, raised their glasses and shouted "51! 51! 51!"
Finally, the bartender couldn't stand it any longer. He went over to the table and asked them why they were shouting "51!." "Well," said the fifth blond. "We get so tired of everyone saying that blonds are dumb, we decided to prove them wrong. We went out and bought this picture puzzle and the five of us together put it together. On the side of the box it said, '2-4 years'. We put it together in 51 days!!!"
Finally, the bartender couldn't stand it any longer. He went over to the table and asked them why they were shouting "51!." "Well," said the fifth blond. "We get so tired of everyone saying that blonds are dumb, we decided to prove them wrong. We went out and bought this picture puzzle and the five of us together put it together. On the side of the box it said, '2-4 years'. We put it together in 51 days!!!"
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happinesswas until I got married; and then it was too late."
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -Sacha Guitry
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. - Jackie Mason
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -Sacha Guitry
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. - Jackie Mason
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
# The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
# Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"
# A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
# A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
# Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
# A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.
BT says - Don't be upset - all states have some dumb laws that should be revised. This is just for fun.
# Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"
# A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
# A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
# Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
# A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.
BT says - Don't be upset - all states have some dumb laws that should be revised. This is just for fun.
I've been hearing about the young television reporter who was attacked and died from her injuries. This is such horrible news. My sister-in-law's sister works at the same television station. I can't imagine how hard all this must be on everyone.
Good morning Arkansas Chat group. I haven't been on here in a while. Looks like things are kind of slow, other than Big Thoughts cute jokes and the advertisements for other websites!!!! Wish we could get some real dialog going. I usually only get on eons lately to play word games. Is everyone looking forward to this evenings game? I haven't decided if I will order it on pay for view yet!
Hope to hear from some one, even if we get the alphabet game going again!!!!
Have a beautiful Day!
Hope to hear from some one, even if we get the alphabet game going again!!!!
Have a beautiful Day!
I had previously met this man last summer through the following community and we had gone out for a while. Then, for a while, we had stopped. Then, about a week ago, he contacted me again, wishing to get together again. He started calling me again every night and e-mailing me. We got together again and we're now really enjoying our visits together again just like before and feel this time, it's really going to work out for us!
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I had previously met this man last summer through the following community and we had gone out for a while. Then, for a while, we had stopped. Then, about a week ago, he contacted me again, wishing to get together again. He started calling me again every night and e-mailing me. We got together again and we're now really enjoying our visits together again just like before and feel this time, it's really going to work out for us!
You may check out the following community and have a try.
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You may check out the following community and have a try.
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