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NEVER AGAIN
NEVER AGAIN
My face in the mirror
Isn't wrinkled or drawn.
My house is not dirty
The cobwebs are gone.
My garden looks lovely
And so does my lawn.
I think I might never
Put my glasses back on.
day at school
The first day of school the teacher goes around the room and asks each new student their name. All the children she asks have normal names until she gets to one little girl that says her name is "Happy Butt".
"Oh come on now. You know thats not your name. What is your name?"
The little girl replies "Happy Butt".
Teacher says "Well for that you can go to the principals office."
Principal says "Now, we seem to have a problem. I called your mother and she says your name is 'Gladys'."
The little girl says "Glad ass, Happy Butt, just the same."
"Oh come on now. You know thats not your name. What is your name?"
The little girl replies "Happy Butt".
Teacher says "Well for that you can go to the principals office."
Principal says "Now, we seem to have a problem. I called your mother and she says your name is 'Gladys'."
The little girl says "Glad ass, Happy Butt, just the same."
