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SKIT IN BAJA CALIFORNIA

I am looking at Kino Bay on the Sea of Cortez. 8 hours from Phoenix. I was there 15 yrs. ago, looks like it has grown up a little bit. House that sleeps 8-10 for $1500/wk. Right on the sand. It is COLD today, I need something to look forward to. I am thinking about a week in maybe like February.
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A Healthy Level of Insanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. On all your check stubs, write ' For Marijuana'

3. Skip! down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5. Sing Along At The Opera.

6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

9. PICK UP A BOX OF C*NDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
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African Thunderstorm

Anyone seen this one Yet ? or Before ?

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a couple years ago

I posted this image on a Monday.......to signify that for me it was turning out to be a bad day and that it was so bad that it would even make an angel drink .....Needless to say back then I was bombarded with accusations of being a woman basher and that I preferred chasing young woman and had an erotic cartoon fetish...and those are just the ones I remember....50+ was a whole another group back then....Well guess what its Monday and my day is shitty...blown head gasket on truck coming to work.....main cooler went down during the night ...alarm failed to activate and no phone message was sent...so I have a cooler full of hot beer..some one left their car parked in front of the dumpster last night ...the service came could not empty so I have to pay a return fee .....cable tv HD channels blacking out cable service feels as if a new line needs to be ran ....deems it a customer problem ....and on and on and on.....so I say .....Darling pass me that bottle

Drinking ANgel Pictures, Images and Photos
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next cruise

Well, can't wait forever for someone to set up a cruise....We picked a little one for January. It sails from New Orleans Jan 4 and goes to Progresso and Cozumel. Just a baby cruise but only about $300 per person for an inside cabin. I will not set it up this time but anyone interested in joining us, I will send all the details. It is obvious we are addicted but it seems others are too...(And for those of you up north, there is no snow down here at that time.....)
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out

Thought I would let everyone know I am out of the hospital
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A hands on experience with a Head Job

well I got the heads off my truck motor and took them to my friend who builds racing motors....to be on the safe side I am having both of them shaved....I had mention to him that if at all possible I would like to watch how it was done....he say's better than that I can let you do you own head job .....I did a couple of practice turns on some warp heads that he had and then preceded going through the motions of turning down the heads it really was a hands on experience....and I felt completely satisfied with the job when I was done....needless to say I also felt quite relieved ......so now I have both my heads to take back to the garage tomorrow and start the long precess of putting everything back together..plus flush the engine and add all new oil and fluids
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Hello I am a new member any dancers out there

Hello Friends

My name is Tom but the reference is SamLiam1(my grandchildren)
I love dancing.
Hello I am a new member any dancers out there?
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January Cruise

Lady Turtle has decided to go on the cruise in January and it is her first cruise. She would like some hints from the experienced cruisers in our midst. I paraphrased and moved her message her so it would be seen. Her original is in the cruise sticky........
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