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Martha Stewarts Rules of Etiquette for Rednecks!
GENERAL
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
DINING OUT
1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
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1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
DINING OUT
1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
(see reply)
Get the truth out there!!
Hi everyone!
Discredited Republican voter-suppression expert Ken Blackwell has gone on TV lately with some wild accusations against Barack about a non-existent connection with the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, also known as ACORN.
The accusations have no basis in fact.
The truth is that Barack was never a community organizer or trainer for ACORN, and he was never employed by ACORN in any other capacity. ACORN was not part of the historic voter registration drive that Barack led.
Get more information and help spread the truth about Barack Obama:
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Together we can make sure these deceitful and false attacks don't affect this election.
Thanks for your help.
Discredited Republican voter-suppression expert Ken Blackwell has gone on TV lately with some wild accusations against Barack about a non-existent connection with the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, also known as ACORN.
The accusations have no basis in fact.
The truth is that Barack was never a community organizer or trainer for ACORN, and he was never employed by ACORN in any other capacity. ACORN was not part of the historic voter registration drive that Barack led.
Get more information and help spread the truth about Barack Obama:
view link
Together we can make sure these deceitful and false attacks don't affect this election.
Thanks for your help.
Redneck rooster!
An old Redneck decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt.
So he buys a new cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barnyard.
Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he's a little worried. So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old rooster- I've got to do something about this! He walks up to the new bird and says, 'So you're the new stud in town?
I bet you really think you're hot stuff don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet.
I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there.
We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself.'
Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definately thought he was more than a match for the old guy.
'You're on', he said, 'and since I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy!'
So he buys a new cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barnyard.
Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he's a little worried. So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old rooster- I've got to do something about this! He walks up to the new bird and says, 'So you're the new stud in town?
I bet you really think you're hot stuff don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet.
I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there.
We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself.'
Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definately thought he was more than a match for the old guy.
'You're on', he said, 'and since I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy!'
Castro Throws in His 2 Cents on Racism in Election
landshark, looks like you can check Castro off on your "Despots and Tyrants for Obama" scorecard!
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Levi Johnston
Yesterday, I was told by someone who has connections with a Washington, DC law firm that Klondike Barbie was vetted -- two days prior to the announcement of her selection -- and that the trip to Alaska was to buy a suit for Levi Johnston and to help him and the palin kids with clothes and grooming.
This is from yahoo this morning:
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This is from yahoo this morning:
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Fall Color
When you can, grab your camera of a mornin or early evenin for best lighting conditions. I snapped this one early Sunday mornin and you can see the sunshine as it first touches the tops of these colorful trees in my back yard.
Pet Smiles
I want to know what your pet does to bring a smile to your face. I know they all have their own funny antics that make you shake your head and laugh even when you might not like the behavior.
I will tell you about my Gypsy.
I have to tell you her latest trick. She loves shoes..and she loves my flip flops the most. If I leave them on the floor she will carry one in her mouth and take it with her everywhere. I like my flip flops too and so I try to get it back from her. She has become very tricky. I started offering her a treat for my shoe. This worked great until she figured out that anytime she wants a treat all she has to do is pick up my shoe. Now it is constant..this is me.."Gypsy give me my shoe"..this she ignores completely. "Gypsy, do you want a chewy"...she immediately drops my shoe. She does it every time so I know she has made the connection. I cannot help but smile because she found a way to get what she wants.
Your turn..lets get some smiles going today.
I will tell you about my Gypsy.
I have to tell you her latest trick. She loves shoes..and she loves my flip flops the most. If I leave them on the floor she will carry one in her mouth and take it with her everywhere. I like my flip flops too and so I try to get it back from her. She has become very tricky. I started offering her a treat for my shoe. This worked great until she figured out that anytime she wants a treat all she has to do is pick up my shoe. Now it is constant..this is me.."Gypsy give me my shoe"..this she ignores completely. "Gypsy, do you want a chewy"...she immediately drops my shoe. She does it every time so I know she has made the connection. I cannot help but smile because she found a way to get what she wants.
Your turn..lets get some smiles going today.
