WHY I'M VOTING DEMOCRAT I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the best strategy in war is defeat. It broadens the mind to learn Japanese, German and Arabic. Talk about multiculturalism!
I'm voting Democrat because I'm mad that George W. Bush hasn't caught Bin Laden. That's because Bin Laden is the only Islamic terrorist in the world.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that if I don't have enough money, the solution is for the government to take more of my money. Who needs money when gas is $5 per gallon?
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the ideal family is two homosexual bonobos, a goat and a parrot raising a human baby. Love and compassion is all it takes to make a successful family!
I'm voting Democrat because it's my body, and if I want to kill my baby, I'll do it, even if its head is in the birth canal. If I want to cut out my intestines and feed them to the crocodiles, I'll do that too. That's the freedom our forefathers enshrined in the Constitution.
I'm voting Democrat because our enemies on the battlefield deserve comfy hotel rooms, Pay-Per-View, prostitutes and all the benefits of American citizenship.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe we need other countries' permission for me to turn down my thermostat.
I'm voting Democrat because I care about the real victims of crime -- criminals.
I'm voting Democrat because the real cure for racism includes preferential policies based on race -- particularly in presidential voting. If you believe that a black candidate ought to be qualified, as well as black, you're worse than Bull Conner.
I'm voting Democrat because everyone deserves crappy healthcare. Sure, you'll have to wait years for that life-saving cancer surgery. But it's first come, first served at the cemetery!
I'm voting Democrat because I believe in minority rights (except in Muslim countries), free speech (with regard to pornography but not conservative talk radio), environmentalism (unless we're talking about Al Gore's house) and diplomacy (but never backed by the threat of military force).
I'm voting Democrat because I like the words "hope" and "change." Also "kazoo." That's a funny word.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that America 's founders were rich, white, greedy xenophobes, and that America 's founding principles are hogwash requiring periodic editing from an unelected group of liberal judges.
Most of all, I'm voting Democrat because I like the ideas they have over in France , but I don't feel like moving there. I'll threaten to move, but I really won't. After all, I have a good job, healthcare, lower taxes, free speech and a social framework that promotes family structure. And all of it is defended by the most effective fighting force on the planet.
If only the institution of far-left values resulted in a great country. Oh, well. That won't stop me from voting Democrat, though. After all, I'm voting Democrat because thought isn't one of my strong suits. (Ben Shapiro)
Well, I'm voting Democrat because I am tired of GREED being the motivating factor of the "fallen of the path" republicans....who took over after the demo's got greedy, and will take over again after the demo's get greedy again...big political pendulum the ONLY change we ever get is whose hand is in our pocket....and we haven't got the guts or intelligence to vote for someone other than dem or rep....both suck, so don't just blame democrats, there is more than enough blame in DC and state houses to go round...*S*
WOW, almost word for word the rant of Neal Boortz. What is about Barack Obama and the Democrats that just scares the living day lights out of you? Are really that comfortable with the absolute mismanagement of the country by the current administration and Republican party in charge that you are willing to vote for it for another four years? Good lord do you think that the Democrats really hate this country so much that they would be willing to throw two hundred two years of existence into the dumpster of history along with the Soviet Union? If I thought for one moment that John McCain would be dramatically different in mindset and philosophy then the current fare I would give him a serious look but he is not. Under a McCain administration the same atmosphere of fear would continue, business would rule the roost, a war with Iran would be a good possibility. With a Congress dominated by Democrats absolutely nothing would get done other then the same partisan bickering we have witnessed for twelve years and that includes the four years Bill Clinton had to contend with Newt Gingrich and the Republican Congress.
Be it far from those that are dissatisfied with what the Republicans have done for the last eight years, a twelve trillion dollar debt, piss poor economy and loss of respect around the world. I am sorry I have just a little more faith in the process and in the love of country that Barack Obama and the Democrat party have for this nation. It is time for a change, you can either support it or go along for the ride. If in four years we do not like what has happened we can change things again, that is the beauty of what makes this country great, we can change governments without bloodshed.
this was a pretty poor excuse for a post...the idea of this forum is to treat other's ideas with some respect. you obviously violated that idea by this post
I'm voting democrat because America cannot afford to ever have another republican president again, ever. Not like Bush/Cheney!!!
I'm voting democrat because I love America and the idea of what America was meant to be.
I'm voting democrat because though I personally don't believe in abortion is right as a Christian. I don't believe my faith has the right to dictate choices to other people... Not when God gave free choice to "all" men (generically speaking).
I'm voting democrat because though I personally don't believe in the gay life style as a Christian. I don't believe my faith has the right to dictate choices to other people... Not when God gave free choice to "all" men (generically speaking).
I'm voting democrat because I'm sick of having narrow-minded republicans with their heads up their ass in power.
I'm voting democrat because I believe the best way to lower fuel cost is to put a democrat in office... Republicans have cost me an ADDITIONAL $3.50 a gallon.
I'm voting democrat because I believe leaders must have an education and INTELLIGENCE..., as education alone is nothing sort of being an educated idiot... and I've had enough of that crap.
I'm voting democrat because I believe "ALL" criminals need to go to jail..., even the ones currently occupying the White House.
I'm voting democrat because unlike our current president I believe people at that level need protect the Constitutional rights of the American people... Not destroy them at will.
I'm voting democrat because I LOVE AMERICA!!!!!! As I know only those that "TRULY" love America will vote democrat. All else is treason!!!!!
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the ideal family is two homosexual bonobos, a goat and a parrot raising a human baby. Love and compassion is all it takes to make a successful family!
When you can't find fault, make shit up.
I realize this is supposed to be humorous, because again - if you can't find anything to contest you have to come up with fantasy, but two days ago my partner and I adopted our son, and there is just a tiny little bit of me that thinks you are an obnoxious jerk for the bonobo comment. The rest of this is just stupid stuff, but wanted to let you know I don't appreciate the insult.
This is meant in the spirit of rules #2 and #7 of this Tough Questions and Answers Group. Apropos the nature of the original post, i thought it was a humorous response.
