It was a Snny day and I was leaving on my "Tour 2008" to meet the group . I made it almost across Texas going towards California and my cell phone rang . I looked down to see who it was and lo and behold it was .......
my neighbor calling to tell me that I left the water running in the back yard.
But they said not to worry as they turned it off and to go on....
Just as I was about to end the call, a police car pulled up behind me and flashed his light and turned on his siren...that made me............
Choke on the joint I was smoking so I swallowed it while it was still lit .
then quaffed the fire in my throat with the rest of the Bud that I had stashed between my thighs.
When I rolled down my window, the officer said to me, "please remove your license from your wallet, and hand it to me along with your vehicle registration", and proof of insurance". Well, wouldn't you just know it, the way my luck goes.....
At this point I was worried the officer would want to search the car and I was afraid of him finding......
the drunk hooker that was sleeping it off back there....
Although I'd been generous with payment to her , I didn't want her to yell .......
