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Q: How do you tell the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.

LLL--I forgot i suggested it!
Some of the other groups are a Riot! Like a god making things appear older!
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One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orang-utan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's The Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?
"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

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I turned gray early in life. I mentioned this to my doctor and he said its in your genes. I said no, the gray ain't in my jeans doc, its on my head. But who cares, now everything is gray.

Mo, Is evolution happening in Central FL?

Life is as funny as the jokes!

It's good to have a laugh break since our subject is so serious. All I've read have given me a really good laugh.

OK, my turn.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Original version by Erkki Aalto, Dept. of Obstetrics, Gynaecology and Stork Science, University of Helsinki)

(English version by Jopi Louko, Institute of Stork Research, University of Alberta)

Ovulation versus cretinism

Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school.

In reality, however, many of the world's leading scientists are in favour of the theory of the stork. If the theory of sexual reproduction is taught in schools, it must only be taught as a theory and not as the truth. Alternative theories, such as the theory of the stork, must also be taught.

Evidence supporting the theory of the stork includes the following:

1. It is a scientifically established fact that the stork does exist. This can be confirmed by every ornithologist.

2. The alleged human foetal development contains several eatures that the theory of sexual reproduction is unable to explain.

3. The theory of sexual reproduction implies that a child is approximately nine months old at birth. This is an absurd claim. Everyone knows that a newborn child is newborn.

4. According to the theory of sexual reproduction, children are a result of sexual intercourse. There are, however, several well documented cases where sexual intercourse has not led to the birth of a child.

5. Statistical studies in the Netherlands have indicated a positive correlation between the birth rate and the number of storks. Both are decreasing.

6. The theory of the stork can be investigated by rigorous scientific methods. The only assumption involved is that children are delivered by the stork.

Thats great dstorm!
# 7. The stork exists because it got on the ark and because the bible tells us so!

After the Great Flood, Noah opens the doors of the ark. He lowers the ramp, and looks at the animals. Pointing to the ramp, he tells them, "Two by two, go forth and multiply!" Soon, the ark is almost empty. Noah spots two snakes looking out the door, dejected. He asks them,"Didn't you hear what I said? Go forth and multiply!" One snake looked at him sadly, and answered, "We can't. We're adders."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Jacques Ives Cousteau: Zee cheecken, unaware of zee dangare beehind heem, crosses zee street. Weezout warning, zee Porsche strikes, and zee balance of zee nature ees maintained.

Rene Dubois: The chicken, by daring to cross, shapes himself through decisions that shape his environment..

Darwin: A1: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
A2: The fittest chickens cross the road.
A3: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

Evolutionist: Pure chance.
Evolutionist: Only the fittest chickens survive crossing the road.
Creationist: God created the chicken on the other side of the road. There is no proof it ever was on this side.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.