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A Billion Dollars

This is too true to be funny.
Part I

The next time you hear a politician us the word
"Billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a god job of putting that figure onto some perspective in one of it's releases.
A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D. a billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two fet.
E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minute, at the rate our goverment is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain...Let's take a look a New Orleans... It's amazing what you can lear with some simple division.
Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu(D) is presently asking Congress for 250 Billion Dollars to rebuild Neew Orleans. Interesting number... What does it mean.
A. Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, women and child) you each get $516,528.
B. Or.. if you are a family of four... your family gets $2,066,012!!!

Washington, D.C. HELLO!!! Are all your calculators broken??
Accounts Receivable Tax, Building Permit Tax, CDL License Tax, Cigarette Tax, Dog License Tax, Corporate Income Tax,Federal Income Tax,Federal Unemployment Tax,Fishing License Tax, Food License Tax, Fuel Permit Tax, Gasoline Tax, Hunting License Tax, Inheritance Tax,
Inventory Tax, IRS Interest Charges(tax on top of tax), IRS Penalties(tax on top of tax),Liquor Tax, Luxury Tax, Marriage License Tax, Medicare Tax, Property Tax, Real Estate Tax,Service charge taxes, Social Security Tax, Road usage Tax(Truckers),Sales Tax, Recreational Vehicle Tax, School Tax, State Income Tax, State Unemployment Tax,
The rest of the list will continue in Part II

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Part II
Telephone Federal Exise Tax, Telephone Federal Excise Tax, Service Fee Tax, Telephone Federal,State and Local Surcharge Tax, Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charge Tax, Telephone State and Local Tax, Telephone Usage Charge Tax, Utility Tax, Vehicle License Registration Tax, Vehicle Sales Tax, Woekers Compensation Tax.
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY!!!

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. we had absolutely no nationl debt.. We had the largest middle class in the world... and Mom stayed home with the kids.

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Part III
What happened? Can you spell politicians!!!
AND I STILL HAVE TO PRESS '1' FOR ENGLISH.

Now that I have that off my chest, I feel better.

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