Message 3055 of 9551

things to do in the elevator

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.

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9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space"

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3 months ago
These are great..... I laughed so hard that it brought tears to my eyes. Thanks LilDJ
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3 months ago
OMG ppl will know you are NUTS!

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3 months ago
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D, these are just too much and may try a few - if I have enough drinks in me!
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
I have an idea Photobucket

Let's see how many of these we can pull off in St Louis in the elevators.....I am sooooo bad.

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3 months ago
You are worse than bad!!!! Remind me not to get into one with you!!!! I'll be rolling on the floor laughing and then we'll have to get a crane to get me back up! And the worse part is since you can see into the elevators from the mezzanine! LMAO.
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3 months ago
I think we're really on to something here. I bet I can get SLW to do some of these. I have it. We can assign each act, to each person. We could even draw from a hat the act we have to do. LMAO You know they have cameras, we could be very entertaining to the security people who watch those things. I think it is the only humanitarian thing to do.
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3 months ago
Then that's your chore to make up little cards with each listed individually and we all will have to do one in the presence of another of us, until we've done them all - you are soooooo B A D !!! If we get in trouble you're takin the blame!

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3 months ago
"Bad To The Bone"






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3 months ago
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