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Palin got Madeline Albright's mis-quote from a Starbuck's Cup.

Sarah's version: "There's a special place in hell for women who don't support women."

Ah ... thank you Sarah. Just like Monica gave us a new word for blow job: the Lewinsky ... you have given us a new word for bimbo: Sarah Palin.

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Ok, Grannies and Gramps, I have a question and need some sound advice. Did I say sound? Hey, whatever you got!

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I just stopped in before work, I found this and though some may like it
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i know its 2am but can't sleep so how is everyone. weather in georgia has been great,cool not so hot.i miss the north the holidays feel diffent up there. can you believe they are putting christmas decorations out know how can you get in the mood when the holidays are all jam together. maybe christmas will start soon after the 4th of july who knows. well have a nice day. ttyl

How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the
way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added Vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with
grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

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Tuesday, October 7th, 2008
Today's Thought :

EVERY JOB IS A PORTRAIT OF THE DOER
....AUTOGRAPH YOUR WORK WITH
EXCELLENCE!!

Love it!!
Wishin' all a terrific Tuesday!
CU2MORROW...
Love, D

New story on the porch!!
www.dustysfrontporch.com

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008
Today's Thought :

EVERY JOB IS A PORTRAIT OF THE DOER
....AUTOGRAPH YOUR WORK WITH
EXCELLENCE!!

Love it!!
Wishin' all a terrific Tuesday!
CU2MORROW...
Love, D

New story on the porch!!
www.dustysfrontporch.com

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008
Today's Thought :

EVERY JOB IS A PORTRAIT OF THE DOER
....AUTOGRAPH YOUR WORK WITH
EXCELLENCE!!

Love it!!
Wishin' all a terrific Tuesday!
CU2MORROW...
Love, D

New story on the porch!!
www.dustysfrontporch.com

Thought this may be helpful..... REMEMBER: Cell Phone Numbers Go Public today REMINDER.... all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies tomorrow and you will start to receive sale calls. .... YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222.It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time. It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked. You cannot call from a different phone number.HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS.. It takes about 20 seconds.

Rather than having yet another ordinary cup of coffee or tea on these absolutely gorgeous autumn days
~ set an 8oz. mug filled with apple cider into your microwave oven and zap it for 90 seconds, then add a generous sprinkling of cinnamon, stir well and *mmmmm*