IMPORTANT MESSAGE
Be very careful sisters!
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Beware of the thieves of the night!
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from
you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to se e that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband...
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from
you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to se e that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband...
5 months ago
You are so out of control, you almost made me fall off this chair laughing, God I love to laugh and this makes me laugh out loud. You don't know how much I needed that Thanks:)
5 months ago
Thieves in the night. The only thing they haven't stolen from me is my virginity.
5 months ago
Not me - the virginity, I gave away. Good riddance to bad rubbish!
But the thighs thing is REAL! It happened to me. So get yourself a big, mean dog.
But the thighs thing is REAL! It happened to me. So get yourself a big, mean dog.
5 months ago
Speaking of stealing, I stole this from another group:X
Shhhhh!
Shhhhh!
5 months ago
This is too funny. You are a gifted humorist. Move over Moms Mabley.
5 months ago
Now that was funny!
5 months ago
So that was what was happeing to me, all this time. LMAO!
5 months ago
I want to know who,s stomach I have? Mine was flat and sexy in high school. Now, after giving birth to 4 kids, abdominal surgery and a C-Section it looks like a roadmap and hangs down.
5 months ago
I was so expecting something like BEWARE of Predators here aty EONS, But was so relieved to know that these theives haven't just been to my house. Okay, now that we know they are on the prowl, what can we do to STOP them. I want ALL my stuff back. Well the virginity thing - ain't gonna happen except in my mind, but the rest...
5 months ago
