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Retirement Budgeting.

I know alot of you hate to see social security taken out of your checks...especially knowing that you might never collect it. This is just my way of being accountable to you.....so that you can take some comfort in knowing that your sacrices are not in vain.
40% of the money goes for alcohol...to temper the effects of reality.
30% of the money goes for drugs.....to temper the effects of reality.
15% of the money goes for prostitutes....after all no self respecting woman would want to have sex with a drunk, druggie....that's reality.
15% I just waste.
Have a nice Friday....it's just another day to me.

posted by carygrant

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Sorry SF...as you so correctly noted months ago....I can't help myself.

posted by carygrant
8 months ago

It's OK, CG. Just knowing that my hard earned money is going to a good cause makes me feel all warm inside...or maybe that's just the whisky.

posted by SouthFlorida
8 months ago

Hi Cary G :o) "easy come, easy go" and loving it !! lol =:o)

posted by zdonz
8 months ago

They are advertising an Irish whiskey in today's paper named Feckin(seriously).
This could save me serious $$$'s. If I could get drunk and Fecked at the same time........
I'd have more money for drugs.

posted by carygrant
8 months ago

Sweet 61 and never been fecked.

posted by SouthFlorida
8 months ago

At least 85% of it is going for a good cause. Now if you take up gambling you could put the other 15% to an appropriate use, too.

posted by merlinsflame
8 months ago

ahh, I'm so glad to know where my ss contributions are going! finally someone has shared the deep dark secret LOL thanks CG. ^5

posted by Lucinda48
8 months ago

Actually I love to gamble.
In less than 90 days I'll be 63 yrs. old......and I'm still betting on the come (sp.).

posted by carygrant
8 months ago

I do what I can to dirty everyone's life Lucinda.....been lurking here....seems like alot of people are surprised that they didn't get married and then live happily ever after........I'm just pointing out some fun alternatives.

posted by carygrant
8 months ago

You mean there is no happily ever after? Another bubble burst!

posted by SouthFlorida
8 months ago

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