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Humor in the 5th Grade

Don't we ALL say we are going to write a book "someday" about our teaching experiences. Well, we may never get around to writing that book, but we can use this venue to share classroom antics to remind each other part of what keeps us plugging away at our careers! Here's one that happened to me Thursday:

HUMOR IN OUR DAY:

"So you've shown me that you have an understanding of what text IS now raise your hand to tell me some examples of text," I stated.

"Cat......" responded Parisa with a soft voice when called on.

"Excuse me?" asked Miss Capps, still unable to discern her word.

"Cat....." she whispered again.

"Cattle?" queried I trying her hardest to hear.
"Well, no Parisa, I don't think cattle have text on them, dear."

Parker enthusiasticly raised his hand, "Well, they might if
they are branded with a whole word, Miss C!"
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This is an oldie but goodie....During my second year of teaching (this is now my 17th) a 5th grade teacher was opening her discussion about Huckelberry Finn, when out of her mouth comes..., "today we will be talking about Fuck Hinn." Everyone was in hysterics with that one :)
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