Message 1629 of 1758

Area 51

On July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
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I LOVE It. I've always said they were the lizard people!

I sometimes listen to Art Bell on Coast to Coast and they had a lengthy discussion about area 51 awhile back. There is a lot our government is hiding from us concerning this incident (what else is new?), but information (the truth) is beginning to break through.
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about 1 year ago
You know, I never thought of it that way. Certainly explains a lot.
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about 1 year ago
As much as I LOVE this post and would relish the idea of being able to consider this as a possible reason why our government is so screwed up right now, I checked the birthdates of the people you listed, and none of them were born anywhere near March 1948. Their birthdates are as follows:

George Bush 7/6/46
Dick Cheney 1/30/41 (this makes him an Aquarian ... hmmm ... that surprises me)
Donald Rumsfeld 7/9/32
Bill Orally oops O'Reilly 9/10/49
Rush Limbaugh 1/12/51
Condoleeze Rice 11/14/54
Dan Quayle 2/4/47

While this is an apparent joke, it isn't right to bend the facts to suit our purposes as did all of the above people. This is what got us involved in this whole mess to begin with. I love the sentiments of this, but let's keep our facts straight lest we fall into the same trap as the present administration and start things that don't need to be started. Someone somewhere might take it as true.
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about 1 year ago
Good point on keeping information accurate, but hopefully most people realized it was meant as a joke. On the other hand these days, you just never know....
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about 1 year ago
you may have stumbled on the repubs dream ticket for '08 - Quayle/Rice!!!
beam me up now, Scotty!...warp 5!
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about 1 year ago
that s funny.. thanks 4 the laff...
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about 1 year ago
It looks like rsb1953 has been added back in. Welcome back. Did you know that you were gone?

I enjoyed the following bit enough to recycle it. You contributed it 135 days ago. It's nearly March, again. And sixty years after.
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8 months ago
And are the sheep nervous, yet?
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8 months ago
Thanks, Turk. To keep it fresh, I periodically drop out of every group, and then start joining groups again. I love this group.
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8 months ago
Those poor sheep, but you know they can't help who they are kin to.

8 months ago
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