St Pats Day

Message 1249 of 2037

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom.
She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so he used
his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in
your hand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get
scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked
him, "What do you have in your hand?"
The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands
he'll get scared away."
The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!"
He did and the little boy said, "Oh great , now look what you did,
you scared the shit out of him!"

HAPPY EARLY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

posted by klonghopper

Oh Boy, Klonghopper, you have outdone yourself this time.

posted by MotoFun61
about 1 year ago

SINCE WE'RE ALL IRISH ON ST. PADDY'S DAY...
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply: "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the GUNS!!!!!" At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns. Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Now, you can plant your potatoes."