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Well in the wake of the Sea World trainer who was killed by the whale, a Christian group has called for the stoning of the animal as scripture dictates and that her death was a result of ignoring Old Testament teachings. view link

According to Exodus 21:28 “When an ox gores a man or woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten, but the owner shall not be liable.”

What about that whole "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" thing? How big of a stone would be reequired to kill an animal of that size?

Can't make this stuff up....
TwoSpirits's profile
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The "sin" is that the human animal is so arrogant that they can justify keeping these magnificent creatures in captivity all their lives, for human entertainment.
BarbInBend's profile

about 1 year ago
Who said that the end of the Bush era would leave comedians in a void of material. They find themselves in a cornucopia of Post Bush material.
Sending a suggestion to my favourite comedians to drop in on EONS groups. There's a wealth of material going untapped here.LOL
Charles1950's profile

about 1 year ago
True that Barb.
You know the irony of all this is the fact that in Genesis ( of the old Testament ), God gave man dominion over all of the Earth. I'm thinking he may have regretted that decision.
Charles1950's profile

about 1 year ago
Yeah, so say the men that "He" (God) apparently spoke to in dreams and visions.
BarbInBend's profile

about 1 year ago
Well he couldn't speak to women in their dreams because, you know, that would make women witches, and God don't do that right?~Smile~
Charles1950's profile

about 1 year ago
What about that whole "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" thing? How big of a stone would be reequired to kill an animal of that size?
Mount Rushmore size stone?
Dick Cheney size gallstone?
Liz Cheney size mouth stone?
Sarah Palin size ego Stone?
Republican Party size ( NO ) Stone?
Fox News Crank Yanker Size Stone?
WMD's lie Size Stone?
Charles1950's profile

about 1 year ago
In fairness, not that fairness is a norm in NHB, the author responds. You decide.

It's been rather surreal to see my little blog post/column of Feb. 25 take on a life of its own, and become the subject of endless and hysterical rants in the blogosphere. In addition, I was contacted today for interviews by the Chicago Tribune (whose reporter told me she'd read about it on the Daily Mail in London), and by radio stations in Alaska, Seattle, and L.A. Plus I have been chewed out by numerous animal rights zealots either via phone or email.

What apparently gave the story some legs is that I was falsely reported as calling for the stoning of the killer whale, when of course I did nothing of the sort. I simply called for the animal to be euthanized, which can be done humanely and entirely without using rocks. I'm sure, for instance, that the veterinarians at SeaWorld have put animals down any number of times. Plus even if you wanted to stone a giant dolphin to death, I'm not sure exactly how you'd go about doing it.

Also, and likewise bizarrely, I have been reported as calling for the owners of SeaWorld to be stoned, which of course I did not do either. I called for legal action against them to hold them accountable for negligently exposing an employee to life-endangering risk. Perhaps this additional note will reduce the level of unhinged bloviating on the internet.

The simple truth is that this story is about the value we place on human life. In a Judeo-Christian worldview, a human being has infinite, eternal value while an animal does not. Because of the sanctity of human life, we ought to euthanize an animal which kills a human being so that it cannot kill again.

It's fairly routine to put a pit bill to sleep after it has mauled a child. There's no reason not to put a killer whale to sleep after it has killed a trainer. It might be worth asking my hyperventilating adversaries what they think should be done to a pit bull owner whose dog mauls a child to death but refuses to put it down, only to have it subsequently maul a second child.

Since Dawn Blancheau's life is equal in value to the life of a child, whatever my hissy fit friends think should be done to the owner of the pit bull should logically be done to the owner of the killer whale. I'll be happy to let them recommend suitable punishment.

In my blog/column, I simply extracted an underlying principle from the Exodus 21 passage and gave it a contemporary application. I made no attempt to apply it in a crudely literal fashion, which apparently is a great disappointment to my critics.

One unanticipated benefit of the mindless overreaction my blog has generated is that a lot more people know what's in Exodus 21 than did a week ago. I'm happy to serve humanity by increasing biblical literacy, one passage at a time.

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Mac4Me's profile

about 1 year ago
Mac, the difference is that children mauled by a dog don't know what they have gotten themselves into. To kids, all dogs just want to be petted and given doggie cookies. The trainer was a professional and knew exactly what the risks were. The simple truth is that the trainer took a calulated risk every day of her working life, with full awareness of potential consequences.

I'm sure that we can all sleep better tonight knowing that you're serving humanity, one biblical passage at a time.

TS, I love the title of the thread. I have visions of Wierd News Tonight, as opposed to World News Tonight. Comedy Central should jump on that.
MissCellaneous's profile

about 1 year ago
I don't care much about his biblical analysis, but the post asserts that "a Christian group has called for the stoning of the animal" which is patently untrue.
Mac4Me's profile

about 1 year ago
Another related issue is that Fischer is shallow enough to believe that only humans can have souls, thinking that it's OK to kill the orca and absolve the humans who drove him to do what he did. I'm not even convinced that he knew that he was killing another being in the act of his frustration.

But it comes back to the Bible, doesn't it? Anyone here sincerely believe the Bible's absolute? In this issue, especially? The whale deserves to die for what he did? All humans involved are guiltless?

I believe Fischer's full of shit.
Rhesus's profile

about 1 year ago
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