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Alcohol Troubleshooting Chart

Just in time for the holidays, and REALLY helpful!

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posted by clarity2

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posted by clarity2
over 2 years ago

Oh Clarity, I laughed out loud a few times reading this. I really like the "have someone lash you to the bar" part...we do have so much to learn...

posted by jerseygirl13
over 2 years ago

I think there are those who'll help us here, JG!

posted by clarity2
over 2 years ago

I think I'm going to enjoy this new adventure we're embarking on...and it's so much better with a friend or two (or 80) by your side.

posted by jerseygirl13
over 2 years ago

I so agree, g/f! I mean, t'is the season and all that. The more the merrier!

posted by clarity2
over 2 years ago

These are hilarious, Clar!

posted by Tess57
over 2 years ago

Ahh yet another learning experience here at 40+!

posted by StAugSportsgal
over 2 years ago

this is SO helpful--clarifies why my singing was so distorted tonight, too--thanks EVER so much, clar--what are g/f's for??

posted by Namastacy
over 2 years ago

Not to put too fine a point onto it....notwithstanding the fool she made of herself last night...I'd bundled her up..thrown her into the backseat and taken her home where about noon I awakened her slumberous carcass and wondered why in the fuck she had a headace? Granting no relief I asked my sheila, my love, my life where in the fuck are my eggs and bacon? It is, after all, noon.

I might expect a reply 'sorry honey...I'll do better next time' but instead I got. 'STICK THESE UP YOUR ASS' at which time I'd be stuck in a headlock with frozen rashers and a dozen eggs poised dangerously near my hindquarters. I'd never had breakfast shoved up my ass so struggled valiently but to no avail.

Next thing I know I wasl limping away with egg yolk dripping from my ass and a bacon rasher hanging from my butt.