Jeff Foxworthy in Kabul...
If you are offended by politics, please skip this post...
(Please see 1st Reply)
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"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
11. Your cousin is president of the United States
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
11. Your cousin is president of the United States
over 2 years ago
I enjoyoed reading that one.
over 2 years ago
Cute Rc....I always like Jeff Foxworthy.
over 2 years ago
I love it ...... esp #11 ...... just saying
over 2 years ago
I can remember when jokes were merely funny and not reflections of actual events.
over 2 years ago
It's a joke, JS?!... Well!... Silly me!... LOL... :0))))
over 2 years ago
Unfortunately, the American public will bear the brunt of the policies enacted by the jokes in Congress and the White House.
over 2 years ago
I couldn't agree more, JS... :0(
over 2 years ago
I just cannot believe with all the issues this country has right now, that Congress is going to pass the worst bill in its history and celebrate its passing...... the senate is poised to pass the massive HealthCrap bill ....... God save us from these idiots ......
over 2 years ago
I agree, Sharkey... EVERY poll says the country is dead-set against this bill... Liberals as well as Conservatives!... It's a very sad state of affairs that these jack-a**es are so tone-deaf, and focused on their own political agenda(s) that the wants and needs of the American people go unheeded.
Just this morning Ben Nelson announced he has decided to support this atrocity! He was paid off, just like Mary Landrieu... I would say it was a joke, except it is ANYTHING but funny... :0(
I can't wait for November 2012 to vote these *******s out!... I hope to GOD the next Congress has the gumption to repeal this!
Just this morning Ben Nelson announced he has decided to support this atrocity! He was paid off, just like Mary Landrieu... I would say it was a joke, except it is ANYTHING but funny... :0(
I can't wait for November 2012 to vote these *******s out!... I hope to GOD the next Congress has the gumption to repeal this!
over 2 years ago
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