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Merry Christmass to all

'Twas the Night Before Christmas' as written by a technical writer for a firm that does Gov't contracting...

'Twas The Night Before Christmas

'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus. Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward edge of the wood burning caloric apparatus, pursuant to our anticipatory pleasure regarding an imminent visitation from an eccentric philanthropist among whose folkloric appellations is the honorific title of St. Nicholas....

The rest here:http://www.astro.umd.edu/~avondale/ extra/Humor/ChristmasHumor/ TechnicalXmas.html Thanks! :)
ronrumpf's profile
that was awesome ronrumf!! Thanks.LOL Zochitl
Zochitl's profile

over 2 years ago
i like the cheech and chong version.
matchstich's profile

over 2 years ago
Thank you for the chuckle ron...
clouddancer7's profile

over 2 years ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL. MAY EVERYONE HAVE A HEALTHY AND HAPPY 2010!
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over 2 years ago

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