Message 2460 of 8362

Mr. Wonderful Has Done It Again!

Yeserie, dear bumbling hubby went and broke my thumb. I know it was an accident, he dropped a crowbar while prying off some aluminum weather stripping around the outside back door. We decided to do the doors today. Well, I was pulling out the bottom, while he tackled the top and next thing I knew I was seeing stars. On the way home from the ER, he actually looked over and said, "Well it was a nice little break." I looked at him with dagger eyes and he said, " I meant a break from work, not your broken thumb." Again I looked at him and spat, "Either way, it wasn't fun for me you dumbass!" Then he said he was sorry and asked, "What are you making for dinner tonight?" More dagger eyes at him and he decided it would be best to stop and pick up dinner.

Good thing I'm left handed and use my left thumb on the spacebar, or I wouldn't be typing right now. My thumb is now braced and bandaged and looks like a big vanilla ice cream cone. Thanks Mike!
ValentineBaby's profile
Replies 1 - 10 of 14
Val, I hope it wasn't too painful. Best wishes for a speedy recovery!
tc1000's profile

over 2 years ago
Ouch! That had to hurt like hell. Do you need to borrow my 6 iron?
DWG1127's profile

over 2 years ago
Thanks tc. No DWG, I have a hammer handy. He may just be limping soon. Many years ago, he dropped a hammer on my foot and broke my big toe. He says I'm accident prone. Don't worry, I'm still able to pour a glass of wine.
ValentineBaby's profile

over 2 years ago
Hoe exactly was it HIS fault? Geez he DID drive you the the hospital.
andiamo1's profile

over 2 years ago
How. How How. I'll get right.
andiamo1's profile

over 2 years ago
He dropped the crowbar on my thumb!!!! What, you think I saw the crowbar heading for the floor and stuck my thumb underneath it so I could experience the joy of yet another broken bone?
ValentineBaby's profile

over 2 years ago
Next time YOU work the upper area. There's a reason that armies want the high ground>!!!!

I hope your recovery is swift and painless.
Ravenhall's profile

over 2 years ago
Oh, I'll be fine. It's not even hurting. Between the brace keeping it from moving, and the wine, I'm doing great. It's fractured just above the joint. Should heal in a few weeks. In the meantime, I'll be milking it good. Guilt works wonders when you know how to correctly apply it.
ValentineBaby's profile

over 2 years ago
You shouldn't put your thumb where a crowbar is going to fall.
But I guess you know that now.
andiamo1's profile

over 2 years ago
Very funny.
ValentineBaby's profile

over 2 years ago
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