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Look, Cronenberg, I told you, we'll do full frontal shots AFTER I go through the transporter with the kielbasa.
Look, Cronenberg, I told you, we'll do full frontal shots AFTER I go through the transporter with the kielbasa.
Look Sir, I do not care about who you are or think you may be but rules are rules!! No Shoes, No Shirt NO Service no exceptions!
over 2 years ago
GAWDAMMIT! Doesn't anyone bother to knock?
over 2 years ago
Hey! Is there any toilet paper in your stall?!
over 2 years ago
Hello Manswers? Just how long did you say the penis will last again? (Guess I have been watching way too much CSI on "SpikeTV".)
over 2 years ago
!@*!!*?!@@###!!?! 29th century plumbing!
over 2 years ago
Damn it Scotty, enough is enough! Now beam my clothing and the rest of my body down now! What is that I hear in the back ground? That better not be laughing I hear, you hear me!!
over 2 years ago
Waiter! theres a naked man in my soup.
over 2 years ago
Detective Goran, this is detective Zack Nichols and I have a small favor to ask.
over 2 years ago
Praying Mantis!!!!I thought you said FLY!!!( doesn't he look like one??
over 2 years ago
Crap, the things I have to do for that online dating site is getting a little over the edge.
over 2 years ago
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