Q: What does Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common?
A: They are both clubbed by Norwegians
Q: Did you know that Tiger Woods owns a lot of expensive cars...
A: It's true, and now he has a hole in one
Q: It is reported he crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree...
A: Because he couldn't decide between an iron or a wood.
Q: What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband?
A: A bitchin wedge.
Point: It has now been proven that Elin Woods is the only person on
earth that can beat Tiger with a golf club.
Point: Word that Elin Woods was using a 3 iron as a “Rescue Club” now
has been proved to be untrue
She was actually trying to knock the s*** out of a Driver
Ping just offered Tiger Woods' wife an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They'll be named Elin Woods."the clubs you can beat Tiger with."
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News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant."
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Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette because he said that "this was the closest shave I have had yet."
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Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
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It's not often that Tiger Woods starts out with a bad drive, hits a water hazard, and ends up in the trees.
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It's the first time Tiger's driven less then 250 yards.
OK. I'll say it. ROFLMAO! Thanks, George. Any snow in N.O.? We got just a touch here but Amber pulled out the snow boots and pants anyway.
not a dash of snow, but humid to beat the band....
warm up today
