Message 14599 of 19931

Haunting Questions...

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage ?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV ?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural ?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him ?

If the Professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Carol620's profile
And how deep would the ocean be if it weren't for sponges ?
TheRifle's profile

over 2 years ago
Where is there a sign over the doors of businesses that say "This door must be unlocked during business hours?
filbert23's profile

over 2 years ago
Hee! Hee! Good ones you two!!
Carol620's profile

over 2 years ago
They don't haunt me - but they are pretty darn funny... thanks for the laugh.
Ladyartist05's profile

over 2 years ago

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