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I was thinking about Tiger Woods et.al and also reminiscing about my happily married days...............before the mysterious disappearances of my wives. It occurred to me how many different paths our lives take and I thought to myself.......what if I married again? What about all my male peeps on eons.........might they not marry again? It could happen. What if things did not turn out to be as blissful as we anticipated? Let's say, for the sake of argument, that we wanted to become fun loving,devil may care, singles again............. but at our advanced age didn't have the dollars to legally extricate ourselves from the situation...............then I had an epiphany............."MOOSE" (hey, I never claimed to be a deep thinker). Anyhow, I have the solution to future relationship problems ...... for the low price of $69.00 I can send you a hermetically sealed kit that includes moose hair, moose saliva, and moose semen (don't ask). This is a tried and true way of .....shall we say........explaining the mysterious disappearance of a loved one. I know I never go anywhere without my kit........don't leave home without it. I know we all hope for the best, but we should prepare for the worst..........send your money orders to me as soon as possible as supplies are limited.......... even I will do some things only a few times.
You know my greatest fear is that God is a woman.........oh well.......hopefully she's too busy talking to see what I've been doing..........allegedly.