Message 2857 of 32488

Time for a funny..

Only a Marine can get away with a Marine joke...
and I am a Marine...
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SlidellGeorge's profile
A young Marine officer was in a serious car accident, but the only visible permanent injury was to both of his ears, which were amputated.
Since he wasn't physically impaired he remained in the Marine and eventually rose to the rank of General. He was, however very
sensitive about his appearance. One day the General was interviewing three Marines for his personal aide. The first was an aviator, and
it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the General asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
The young officer answered," why yes, sir. I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears." The general got very angry at the lack of
tact and threw him out.
The second interview was with a female Lieutenant, and she was even better. The General asked her the same question, "Do you notice
anything different about me?"
She replied, "Well, sir, you have no ears." The General threw her out also. The third interview was with a Marine Gunny. He was articulate,
looked extremely sharp and seemed to know more than the two officers combined (surprise).
The General wanted this guy, and went ahead with the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
To his surprise the Gunny said, "Yes sir; you wear contacts lenses."
The General was very impressed and thought, what an incredibly observant Gunny, and he didn't mention my ears. "And how do you
know that I wear contacts?" The General asked.
The sharp-witted Gunny replied, "Well, sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no freaking ears."
SlidellGeorge's profile

over 2 years ago
Good one. Yeah for the Gunny.
Barbara121's profile

over 2 years ago
Yep thats an NCO,,,SSG Ed

over 2 years ago
LOL George

over 2 years ago

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