She/he said, "I am not a Virgin. I tried it once & didn't like it".
Well, I have to confess....I've broken up via email, but it was a long distance relationship and that was our typical way to connect.
One of my phone calls apparently interrupted a romantic weekend he was having with someone else. Instead of screaming, etc., I just sent him a "In case you haven't figured it out, I'm outta here as far as romance goes." email.
We were actually able (in time) to dial back to being friends.
"Sorry, dear, I'm having a romantic weekend and can't talk right now?"
"This is X''s answering service. X is wrapped around Y. When you hear the beep..."
"It's not really me lounging around with this chick! It's...it';s my evil twin! Yeah, that's it, my evil twin!"
"I'm sorry.....my old girlfriend called me this week and we're going to get together and talk about getting back together. I don't really know where this is going, but I have to try. I have so much time and work invested in this relationship that I have to try." Never heard from him again in any way, shape or form.
Actually, Ghostie, his secretary gave me his contact information for the weekend in question. I put two and two together....no there wasn't heavy breathing in the background lol. You know what his excuse was? She'd been treated for breast cancer and deserved a good boink. I guess this wasn't cheating since it was a good deed???????
Hmm, not bad...I wonder if he had that line prepared or he just made it up on the spot?
He should brief his secretary more carefully next time, and maybe not get involved with women who can add.
He went on to marry a rather dim but decorative woman.....
Can she add? And has he hired a new secretary?
