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Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.

Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.'
The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the
chicken. Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'

Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in ' New York , so I'd like to hear the song, The Moon and Me, one last time.'
The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song.
Gibson was satisfied.

Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.'
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments.
He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'


The leader turned and asked, 'And now, Mr.. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?

'Kick me in the ass,' said the Marine..

'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'

'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the Marine.

So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead.
In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took from one of the already dead terrorists, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11.
In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, 'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?'

'What?' replied the Marine, 'and have you three assholes report that I was the aggressor.....?'

Semper Fi!

When he was first captured, it was reported there were no marks on the dia[er-head. Some believe he did it to himself for obvious reasons. (Thanks, StaycL! I'm planning to get a lot of mileage out of that one!!!!!)

With all the Bush bashing even his worst critics would have to admit he would stand up for our brave service men.. The disgrace we have in office now will probably take the terrorist side

It is another attempt by anti-military idiots to deface the military to a point where they will not do their job anymore and America will look like the fool they hope it will. This terrorist is gaming the system and only fools will allow that to continue. But they will.

Maybe we should have police arrest these terrorist, they are used to people hurting themselves on purpose and claim police brutality.

Nobama must be sucking up to the muslims..............again!!!! This is insane!

This is absolutely nuts!! They should start "taking no prisoners"

Any government that strives so hard to interfere with military activities in a time of war, making it difficult for soldiers to do their sworn duty, ought to be charged with treason.

Daughter explained to me that our rules concerning 'insurgents' are much different then rules concerning the soldiers of countries we declare war on.
The idea Muslims are running on is that insurgents can overcome great countries by using International laws against us.
Makes sense why we are seeing all the unbelievable crap we are seeing in dealing with these terrorists.

In the future, I will only support a war where we actually conquer and take over resources and assimilate the people as ours. No more Mr Nice Guy.

The thought that this particular administration would actually DECLARE war on a Muslim country is almost nonexistent. An undeclared war is an open door to pussy-footing around, stalling before making important decisions, an overall lack of seriousness when it comes to actually winning (a foreign concept to the Democrats in power today), and an invite for politicizing the conflict by pushing agendas instead of victory.