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7 types of sex

The 1st kind of sex is called ...
Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say .... 'F**k You.'

The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone..

AndLast ... But not least ....

The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex. You get a little each month but not enough to enjoy yourself.
RobtC's profile
I was a Smurf once a long long long long long long long long long long long long time ago.

I don't think kitchen sex means you are needy. I believe the word is horny.
crestofwaves's profile

over 2 years ago
i'm with you crestofwaves. kitchen sex is usually with alot of passion. i can't imagine being with anyone now that i can't be passionate(making love)or at least touching and kissing with most anywhere and anytime.

over 2 years ago
I agree completely and I have enjoyed all 7, but thank goodness they are not always consequitive.
shane66's profile

over 2 years ago
I've had 1 though 4 so far. Not sure if 5 or 6 will ever happen, but i know I can count on 7.
ValentineBaby's profile

over 2 years ago
I'm kind of in to 3 now but it isn't mundane at all!
Laurie2's profile

over 2 years ago
Well, I've had them all but for quite a while now have been engaging(or not) in number 5.
scn1950's profile

over 2 years ago
I don't post about political or religious topics but in this case, the religious sex fits me.
mandy1j's profile

over 2 years ago

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