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United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only
the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus ...
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday
ChateauJoinsard's profile
Now I like this one.....
gypsylady49's profile

over 2 years ago
Go Rednecks!
xstorm's profile

over 2 years ago
Yep They could do it too!

over 2 years ago
You know, all the Pentagon needs to do is recruit any women on her period and drop them over Afghanistan - all the terrorists will die and the women and children of the region will be promptly cared for and we wll win their loyalty and friendship forever.

Just saying.
softball53girl's profile

over 2 years ago
Another great idea,softy!
xstorm's profile

over 2 years ago
Oh my goodness softball53girl!! That would sure do some major damage to them funky terrorists!

We Rednecks siure know how to clean our house the way we want it! Look out Terrists! Nobody messes with our NASCAR heros!!
runningdeer12908's profile

over 2 years ago
Softy Love the idea or drop all us gals with PMS on them. Or all three at once and it would be a wipe out. Everyone taken care of by the ole US of A
Ladydazy's profile

over 2 years ago
You got that right Lady Dazy.
runningdeer12908's profile

over 2 years ago
leave it to dear wife...lol (gypsylady) But have to agree with her. lol

SNAKE
cajunsnake's profile

over 2 years ago
Well hey snake! I am so sorry I missed you my friend. How are you? OOOps! Your gone! Rats! Lol!
runningdeer12908's profile

over 2 years ago

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