And now a selection of groaners for CB!!
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.
I'll finish up with this one:
And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh No pun in ten did.
The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.
I'll finish up with this one:
And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh No pun in ten did.
